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Club Madonna

Miami Beach, FL 1527 Washington Ave 305-534-2000
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1527 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 305-534-2000
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 1.0
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 1.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 1.0
  • Capacity 1.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 1.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 1.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 1.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 0/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 1.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Great spot for a night out Caught a Friday night here with some buddies and it was a solid time. The place has good energy, dancers are attractive, and the bartenders know what they're doing. Drinks are pricey but that's the game. Only wish the layout was a bit more spacious—felt cramped in spots.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent, but inconsistent I've been a few times now and it really depends on the night. Some shifts have great talent and good vibes, other nights feel dead. The 24/7 thing is convenient if you're a night owl, but the place could use some love—it shows its age in spots. Staff is friendly enough though.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Overhyped for what it is Expected more from a downtown Miami spot. The cover charge was steep and drinks hit hard on the wallet. Dancers were fine but nothing special, and the overall vibe felt a bit tired. Maybe I caught it on an off night, but I'm not rushing back.
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