Club NV

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No real luxury, and the atmosphere's a letdown.

The property itself is unimpressive, lacking any real luxury or ambiance. The location is decent, but the parking situation is a hassle. The capacity is small, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Overall, it feels like a low-end establishment trying to pass itself off as something more.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door service is friendly, but everything else falls short.

The door service at Club NV is one of the few redeeming qualities, with friendly and attentive staff. However, everything else falls short, from the slow bar service to the lack of respect from some of the other patrons. It's a shame, because with a bit more attention to detail, this could be a great spot.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bottles are overpriced, but the drinks are decent.

The food and drink prices at Club NV are outrageous, with bottles going for top dollar. However, the drinks themselves are decent, if not particularly memorable. If you're looking for a cheap night out, you might find some decent deals, but be prepared for some overpriced bottles.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talents are passable, but interaction is lacking.

The talents at Club NV are passable, but nothing special. They're not bad, but they're not particularly memorable either. The interaction with the dancers is lacking, which is a shame, because that's often the highlight of a night out. If you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, you might find it here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around forgettable.

Club NV is a generic, unimpressive experience that fails to deliver in every aspect. From the unremarkable atmosphere to the subpar service, there's nothing that stands out. So, unless you're in the area and desperate for something to do, it's best to avoid.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.