Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Strip-mall warehouse divided by curtains; ample parking, compact stage, six VIP beds.

Located in a busy commercial strip-mall area near convenience stores and fast food, making it easy to grab drinks before entering. Parking is free and plentiful. The room itself is a large, open warehouse divided by a curtain at the entrance; reviewers describe it as feeling temporary or bare-bones, with a central two-pole stage, four high-top tables, around 25–30 rail seats, and six private VIP booths on the left equipped with beds and curtains. Lighting is bright (some dislike this), and the space can feel cold or impersonal, especially on slow nights.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Strict no-phone policy and firm bouncers; bar area just vending machines and ice.

Door staff are firm and respectful; strict no-cellphone policy is enforced (confiscation or ejection). Bar service is minimal—there is no alcohol bar, only vending machines for soda, water, and snacks, plus ice wells for BYOB drinks. Bouncers are attentive to safety and rule compliance. Cleanliness is reported as mixed; some reviewers note rundown bathrooms and average upkeep. Overall, staff treat patrons fairly and with respect, though the vibe is more utilitarian than welcoming.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Vending-only drinks—soda, water, snacks—but BYOB saves 60% versus traditional bar pricing.

No food service. Drinks are vending-machine only (soda ~$3, water ~$2 as of recent reviews), but the club's strength is its BYOB policy—you can bring a full cooler of beer or liquor without markup. This is a major draw for regulars; one reviewer estimated it saves about 60% versus paying bar prices elsewhere. No bar service, no bottle service, no cigars or hookah.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Ellie and Angel (Cuban dancers) shine; broader floor inconsistent, slow to engage.

Talent is uneven. Standouts—Ellie and Angel, both Cuban dancers—receive repeated praise for energy, beauty, and chemistry during double dances. Skylar (Thai-Irish background) also draws fans. However, reviewers note that most of the broader floor is average; many dancers don't engage proactively with guests, and some nights feel slow with few attractive options. Best bet: arrive early weekdays when the best performers are more available and the room isn't crowded.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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BYOB warehouse with two poles, full nude, and Cuban standouts—solid value for Omaha.

Club Omaha is a no-frills, full-nude venue in a strip-mall warehouse setting that leans hard on its BYOB model and a few standout dancers. Reviewers consistently praise the $20 cover (as of 2020–2026 reviews) and the ability to bring your own drinks—one regular noted saving 60% versus traditional bar prices. The room feels utilitarian: two-pole stage, vending machines, six VIP bed booths, and strict no-cellphone enforcement. Best visited early (8–10 PM on weekdays) when crowds are light and the few strong performers are more available; weekends thicken fast and the broader roster is uneven.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.