Club Platinum

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Depressing room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The space itself is a downer: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Location sucks, parking is nonexistent, capacity is wasted, privacy is a joke. This isn't a club—it's a depressing box. You'll feel worse walking in than you did before.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff, filthy, unsafe, slow drinks.

Staff doesn't care. Door service is absent, bar is glacially slow, and nobody respects you. The place is filthy, unsafe, and cheap on every corner. Even basic hospitality is missing. You'll wait forever for a drink in a room that smells bad.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, skip the kitchen and bar.

Overpriced, low-quality everything. Drinks taste like regret, bottles are highway robbery, food is inedible. No cigars or hookah to redeem the bar. Don't order anything—bring your own or go hungry.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Low-tier talent, unprofessional, zero interaction.

Talent is non-existent, appearance is rough, interaction is zero. Dancers are unprofessional and disinterested. VIP and dance value are jokes. You're paying to be ignored by people who don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely—nothing here works.

Club Platinum is a complete failure across every dimension. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all bottom out. Every interaction—door, bar, respect, safety, cleanliness—is broken. Dancers are forgettable, food is bad, drinks are expensive. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.