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Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, PA 5921 Tacony St 215-289-6969
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Closed Opens 11:30 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 11:30 - 02:00
TUE 11:30 - 02:00
WED 11:30 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 11:30 - 02:00
FRI 11:30 - 02:00
SAT 13:00 - 02:00
SUN 13:00 - 02:00
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Private Booths
Kitchen
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5921 Tacony St
Philadelphia, PA 215-289-6969 clubrisque.com
49/100
How this is scored
43/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 43/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 2.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 4.3
53/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 53/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.3
45/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 45/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 3.4
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 4.3
  • Value 4.3
52/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 52/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 6.0
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 43
  • Service 53
  • Food 45
  • Performers 52
  • Value 45
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114 reviews
90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Brews and Babes I hit up Club Risque Northeast with the crew for a bachelor party and had an awesome time. The beer was pretty reasonably priced at $6 a pint, and the dancers were all super friendly. The pool tables were a bit of a letdown, but the private dance rooms were worth it. 10/10 would go back with the boys.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Middle of the Road I've been to Club Risque Northeast a few times with friends and it's always been a decent experience. The dancers are pretty, the staff is friendly, and the food is affordable. However, the drinks can get pricey and the parking situation is a bit of a nightmare. It's not my go-to spot, but it's not bad either.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
business traveler
Not Impressed I stopped by Club Risque Northeast with some colleagues and was really underwhelmed. The atmosphere was pretty casual, which was fine, but the dancers seemed really disinterested and the drinks were overpriced. The free lunch was a nice touch, but it wasn't enough to make up for the overall lackluster experience. Won't be back.
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