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Club Vogue

Columbia, MO 912 Business Loop 70 E 573-442-7491
Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 19:00 - 03:00
WED 19:00 - 03:00 TODAY
THU 19:00 - 03:00
FRI 19:00 - 04:00
SAT 19:00 - 04:00
SUN Closed
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
BYOB
0/100

Club Vogue is a complete miss.

Club Vogue falls flat due to poor service and subpar performers. Expect to be underwhelmed by the atmosphere and food quality. Unless you're desperate, skip it.

How this is scored
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The location is a pain to get to.

The property itself is forgettable, with a location that's hard to reach and limited amenities. Be prepared for a cramped and unimpressive experience. If you're looking for a chill vibe, look elsewhere.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

The location is a pain to get to.

The property itself is forgettable, with a location that's hard to reach and limited amenities. Be prepared for a cramped and unimpressive experience. If you're looking for a chill vibe, look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 1.0
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 1.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 1.0
  • Capacity 1.0
0/100

The door staff are unhelpful.

The service is abysmal, with unfriendly door staff and slow bartenders. Don't expect much respect or attention from the staff. If you value good service, avoid Club Vogue.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

The door staff are unhelpful.

The service is abysmal, with unfriendly door staff and slow bartenders. Don't expect much respect or attention from the staff. If you value good service, avoid Club Vogue.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 1.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 1.0
0/100

Drinks are overpriced and weak.

The food and drink options are severely lacking, with overpriced and weak drinks. Be prepared to shell out a lot for mediocre quality. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, keep looking.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced and weak.

The food and drink options are severely lacking, with overpriced and weak drinks. Be prepared to shell out a lot for mediocre quality. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 1.0
0/100

The dancers are amateur hour.

The performers at Club Vogue are unimpressive, with amateurish routines and unengaging interactions. Don't expect much excitement or value from the dance floor. If you're looking for talented performers, keep looking.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 0/100

The floor

The dancers are amateur hour.

The performers at Club Vogue are unimpressive, with amateurish routines and unengaging interactions. Don't expect much excitement or value from the dance floor. If you're looking for talented performers, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 1.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

Club Vogue is a complete miss.

Club Vogue falls flat due to poor service and subpar performers. Expect to be underwhelmed by the atmosphere and food quality. Unless you're desperate, skip it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 0
  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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What the floor said

80 reviews
80/100 SW score
Solid spot for a bachelor party Took a group here for a buddy's last night out and it was a good time. The DJ keeps things moving, and the private lap dance rooms are perfect if you want to actually talk without shouting over the music. BYOB policy saves money too—we brought our own handles and the juice bar had decent mixers. Only downside is the bar situation next door feels a bit awkward, but once you're in it doesn't really matter.
70/100 SW score
Decent, but inconsistent I've been a few times over the past year and it's hit or miss depending on when you go. Some nights the energy is great with a good rotation of dancers, other nights it feels dead. The topless lap dances are what you'd expect, and the membership club thing is fine if you're going regularly. Parking could be better, and I wish they'd upgrade the sound system a bit.
60/100 SW score
Not what I expected, but fair price First time at a club like this and I wasn't sure what to expect. The non-smoking policy is actually nice, and the bed dances are a fun novelty. That said, the prepay system for private dances caught me off guard—feels like a lot of friction. The vibe is more neighborhood bar than high-end club, which is fine if that's what you're after, just not the fantasy I had in my head.
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