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Club Vogue

Columbia, MO 912 Business Loop 70 E 573-442-7491
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Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 19:00 - 03:00
WED 19:00 - 03:00
THU 19:00 - 03:00 TODAY
FRI 19:00 - 04:00
SAT 19:00 - 04:00
SUN Closed
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
BYOB
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912 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO 573-442-7491 goclubvogue.com
50/100

Club Vogue is a total letdown.

Overall, Club Vogue falls short in every area. The lack of luxury and amenities is particularly disappointing. Unless you're just looking to park and grab a drink, there's little to recommend here.

How this is scored
50/100

Parking is a breeze, but the rest of it's a mess.

The parking situation is a bright spot, but the rest of the property is run-down. The capacity is small, and the luxury is nonexistent. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 50/100

The room

Parking is a breeze, but the rest of it's a mess.

The parking situation is a bright spot, but the rest of the property is run-down. The capacity is small, and the luxury is nonexistent. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 5.1
48/100

The staff is friendly, but service is slow.

The staff at Club Vogue is friendly and respectful, but the service is slow and inconsistent. The value for the price is not there. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, this might be the place for you.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 48/100

The hospitality

The staff is friendly, but service is slow.

The staff at Club Vogue is friendly and respectful, but the service is slow and inconsistent. The value for the price is not there. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, this might be the place for you.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 5.1
66/100

Drinks are overpriced, food is almost nonexistent.

The drink prices at Club Vogue are outrageous, and the food selection is almost nonexistent. The quality of the food that is available is subpar. Unless you're just looking to grab a drink, don't bother with the food.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 66/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced, food is almost nonexistent.

The drink prices at Club Vogue are outrageous, and the food selection is almost nonexistent. The quality of the food that is available is subpar. Unless you're just looking to grab a drink, don't bother with the food.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
47/100

The dancers are talented, but the overall experience is lackluster.

The dancers at Club Vogue are talented and engaging, but the overall experience is lackluster. The value for the dance is not there. If you're looking for a high-energy dance experience, you might enjoy it, but don't expect much else.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 47/100

The floor

The dancers are talented, but the overall experience is lackluster.

The dancers at Club Vogue are talented and engaging, but the overall experience is lackluster. The value for the dance is not there. If you're looking for a high-energy dance experience, you might enjoy it, but don't expect much else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

Club Vogue is a total letdown.

Overall, Club Vogue falls short in every area. The lack of luxury and amenities is particularly disappointing. Unless you're just looking to park and grab a drink, there's little to recommend here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 50
  • Service 48
  • Food 66
  • Performers 47
  • Value 52
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50 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Solid spot for a bachelor party Took a group here for a buddy's last night out and it was a good time. The DJ keeps things moving, and the private lap dance rooms are perfect if you want to actually talk without shouting over the music. BYOB policy saves money too—we brought our own handles and the juice bar had decent mixers. Only downside is the bar situation next door feels a bit awkward, but once you're in it doesn't really matter.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent, but inconsistent I've been a few times over the past year and it's hit or miss depending on when you go. Some nights the energy is great with a good rotation of dancers, other nights it feels dead. The topless lap dances are what you'd expect, and the membership club thing is fine if you're going regularly. Parking could be better, and I wish they'd upgrade the sound system a bit.
60/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not what I expected, but fair price First time at a club like this and I wasn't sure what to expect. The non-smoking policy is actually nice, and the bed dances are a fun novelty. That said, the prepay system for private dances caught me off guard—feels like a lot of friction. The vibe is more neighborhood bar than high-end club, which is fine if that's what you're after, just not the fantasy I had in my head.
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