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Club Vogue

Columbia, MO 912 Business Loop 70 E 573-442-7491
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Closed Opens 19:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE 19:00 - 03:00
WED 19:00 - 03:00
THU 19:00 - 03:00
FRI 19:00 - 04:00
SAT 19:00 - 04:00
SUN Closed
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
BYOB
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912 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO 573-442-7491 goclubvogue.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.0
  • Location 4.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 7.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 5.0
  • Value 7.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 7.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 8.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

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80 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Solid spot for a bachelor party Took a group here for a buddy's last night out and it was a good time. The DJ keeps things moving, and the private lap dance rooms are perfect if you want to actually talk without shouting over the music. BYOB policy saves money too—we brought our own handles and the juice bar had decent mixers. Only downside is the bar situation next door feels a bit awkward, but once you're in it doesn't really matter.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent, but inconsistent I've been a few times over the past year and it's hit or miss depending on when you go. Some nights the energy is great with a good rotation of dancers, other nights it feels dead. The topless lap dances are what you'd expect, and the membership club thing is fine if you're going regularly. Parking could be better, and I wish they'd upgrade the sound system a bit.
60/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not what I expected, but fair price First time at a club like this and I wasn't sure what to expect. The non-smoking policy is actually nice, and the bed dances are a fun novelty. That said, the prepay system for private dances caught me off guard—feels like a lot of friction. The vibe is more neighborhood bar than high-end club, which is fine if that's what you're after, just not the fantasy I had in my head.
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