Cockatoo

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Parked outside a sketchy-looking building.

The location is less than ideal, with parking and privacy concerns. The atmosphere inside is dull and lacks any real luxury touches. However, the capacity is surprisingly decent, so it's not a total loss.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't make up for the rest.

The staff is friendly and respectful, but the door service is slow and the bar service is overpriced. Cleanliness is also a concern, but the safety aspect is surprisingly secure. Overall, the service is a mixed bag, so be prepared for some inconsistencies.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible food and drinks ruin the vibe.

The food quality is abysmal, with terrible prices to match. The drink selection is limited and overpriced, and the bottle and cigar options are non-existent. It's a good thing the bar service is friendly, or this would be a complete disaster.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but mostly forgettable.

The dancers are decent, but mostly forgettable. The talent quality is inconsistent, and the appearance style is lacking. However, the interaction with the dancers is friendly, and the professionalism is passable. Overall, it's a decent but unremarkable experience, so only fans of the dancers might enjoy it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience with some bright spots.

The overall experience is marred by inconsistent quality. While the service is friendly, it's not enough to make up for the lackluster atmosphere and poor food. Overall, it's a hit-or-miss experience, so only the most adventurous might enjoy it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.