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Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, NY 1795 Hertel Ave 716-862-0987
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Closed Opens 17:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 17:00 - 03:00
TUE 17:00 - 03:00
WED 17:00 - 03:00 TODAY
THU 17:00 - 03:00
FRI 17:00 - 03:00
SAT 17:00 - 03:00
SUN 21:00 - 03:00
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Private Booths
Kitchen
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1795 Hertel Ave
Buffalo, NY 716-862-0987 colonielounge.com
51/100
How this is scored
44/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 44/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 5.0
  • Privacy 4.0
  • Parking 2.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 5.0
53/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 53/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 3.0
  • Value 6.0
56/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 56/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.0
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 7.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 7.0
  • Value 6.0
49/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 49/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 51/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 44
  • Service 53
  • Food 56
  • Performers 49
  • Value 60
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What the floor said

47 reviews
80/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Best cheap drinks in Buffalo, period I come here every Friday after work. Three-dollar beers and the bartender knows my order before I sit down. Yeah, the place isn't fancy and the parking lot is tiny, but you're paying for a no-frills neighborhood vibe where everyone knows everyone. Can't beat it for the price.
50/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Decent for a quick visit, but skip the back room Stopped by with friends and the drinks are solid value at $3-6.75. Dancers are fine, nothing special. The private room situation is awkward though—it's just one big space with cameras, so there's zero privacy. Also, bathrooms could use some serious attention. Not terrible, but there are better options nearby.
60/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Smoker's paradise, but that's about it Came here because I heard you could actually smoke indoors. That part's true and honestly kind of cool. But the whole place felt gritty—cleanliness is definitely not a priority, and the staff didn't really acknowledge me until I ordered a drink. Felt like an outsider. If you're a regular or a smoker, maybe worth it. Otherwise, there's not much pulling you back.
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