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Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, WV 1424 E Pike St (304) 622-4779
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
48/100

Cox's Cabaret is a mixed bag, nothing special.

Cox's Cabaret is a decent spot, but it's nothing to get excited about. The property is underwhelming, with a cramped capacity and poor atmosphere. On the other hand, the service is friendly, if a bit slow. Overall, it's a solid, if unremarkable, experience. If you're in the area and want a drink, it's not a bad choice, but don't expect to be blown away.

How this is scored
57/100

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped capacity.

The property at Cox's Cabaret is a major letdown. The cramped capacity and poor atmosphere make it feel more like a dive bar than a respectable strip club. On the other hand, the location is decent, and the parking is convenient. If you're looking for a low-key spot to grab a drink, it's not the worst choice, but don't expect luxury vibes.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 57/100

The room

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped capacity.

The property at Cox's Cabaret is a major letdown. The cramped capacity and poor atmosphere make it feel more like a dive bar than a respectable strip club. On the other hand, the location is decent, and the parking is convenient. If you're looking for a low-key spot to grab a drink, it's not the worst choice, but don't expect luxury vibes.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 1.0
51/100

Friendly door service, but slow and unimpressive.

The service at Cox's Cabaret is friendly, if a bit slow. The door service is a highlight, with staff who are welcoming and attentive. However, the bar service and speed of service are major letdowns. Overall, it's a solid, if unimpressive, experience. If you're looking for a friendly spot to grab a drink, it's a good choice, but don't expect to be blown away by the speed or professionalism.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 51/100

The hospitality

Friendly door service, but slow and unimpressive.

The service at Cox's Cabaret is friendly, if a bit slow. The door service is a highlight, with staff who are welcoming and attentive. However, the bar service and speed of service are major letdowns. Overall, it's a solid, if unimpressive, experience. If you're looking for a friendly spot to grab a drink, it's a good choice, but don't expect to be blown away by the speed or professionalism.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.3
47/100

Drink prices are steep, but food is a total disappointment.

The food at Cox's Cabaret is a total disappointment. The prices are steep, and the quality is subpar. The drink selection is decent, but the bottle prices are outrageous. If you're looking for a good meal, it's not the place to go. On the other hand, if you're just looking for a drink, it's not the worst choice, but don't expect to be impressed by the food.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 47/100

The kitchen

Drink prices are steep, but food is a total disappointment.

The food at Cox's Cabaret is a total disappointment. The prices are steep, and the quality is subpar. The drink selection is decent, but the bottle prices are outrageous. If you're looking for a good meal, it's not the place to go. On the other hand, if you're just looking for a drink, it's not the worst choice, but don't expect to be impressed by the food.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
37/100

Decent talent, but unimpressive appearance and interaction.

The performers at Cox's Cabaret are decent, but unimpressive. The talent is solid, but the appearance and interaction are lacking. The professionalism is also a major letdown. Overall, it's a solid, if unremarkable, experience. If you're looking for a good show, it's not the place to go. On the other hand, if you're just looking for a drink and some background entertainment, it's a good choice.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 37/100

The floor

Decent talent, but unimpressive appearance and interaction.

The performers at Cox's Cabaret are decent, but unimpressive. The talent is solid, but the appearance and interaction are lacking. The professionalism is also a major letdown. Overall, it's a solid, if unremarkable, experience. If you're looking for a good show, it's not the place to go. On the other hand, if you're just looking for a drink and some background entertainment, it's a good choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 48/100

How scoring works

Cox's Cabaret is a mixed bag, nothing special.

Cox's Cabaret is a decent spot, but it's nothing to get excited about. The property is underwhelming, with a cramped capacity and poor atmosphere. On the other hand, the service is friendly, if a bit slow. Overall, it's a solid, if unremarkable, experience. If you're in the area and want a drink, it's not a bad choice, but don't expect to be blown away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 57
  • Service 51
  • Food 47
  • Performers 37
  • Value 43
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Night to Remember The private dances upstairs were a highlight of our bachelor party - the girls were great and we had a blast. The only downside was the drinks were a bit pricey. Overall, great spot for a night out.
70/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to Cox's a few times and it's always a bit of a mixed bag. The music selection with the jukebox is nice, but the dancers don't always seem to be worth the cost. Parking is a plus, though.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I was looking forward to my first time at a strip club, but Cox's didn't quite live up to the hype. The private dances felt a bit rushed and the overall atmosphere was just okay. Maybe I'll stick to the bar downstairs next time.
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