Coyote Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dumps with no redeeming location or setup.

The room itself is a problem. No atmosphere, no luxury, no real amenities. Location, parking, privacy, capacity—all bottom-tier. Walking in feels like a mistake you're already regretting.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff, bar staff, safety, respect, cleanliness—nothing works. Slow, indifferent service in a dirty room. You'll feel unwelcome and unsafe. Skip it entirely.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced slop, drinks are weak.

Drinks are weak and overpriced. Food quality is nonexistent, bottle prices are insulting, and there's no real bar experience. You'll pay more for less.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Zero talent, zero effort, zero appeal.

No talent, no professionalism, no interaction. The dancers look disinterested and unprepared. VIP and lap dances offer zero value. This is not why you came out.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete dud across the board.

Coyote Cabaret fails on every front. Every metric—atmosphere, cleanliness, service speed, talent quality, drink prices—sits at zero. This isn't a club with rough edges; it's a place that shouldn't exist.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.