Coyote Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Tight room with basic setup; privacy is the real strength here.

The space is small and basic, with minimal luxury or amenities, but privacy is a genuine plus if you're looking for discretion. Location and parking are both tight, and there's not much room to move around. It's a dive setup, and it knows it—which works fine if you're here for the vibe, not the setting.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Respectful, attentive staff; cleanliness and speed are the weak link.

Door and bar staff are respectful and attentive, which is the real win. Speed is sluggish and cleanliness lags, but the overall respect level keeps things comfortable. Safety is adequate, not stellar. You'll be treated well here, even if service isn't slick.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cheap drinks, skip the kitchen—bar is the play.

Drinks are genuinely cheap and well-priced; that's the strength. Food is a non-starter—both quality and pricing are rock-bottom. Bottles and hookah are secondary. Come for the bar, not the kitchen.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Average talent and interaction; not the draw here.

Talent and appearance are average; interaction and professionalism are middling. VIP and dance value are both modest. This isn't a club you pick for the floor—it's a neighborhood spot where the talent is competent but forgettable.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Solid neighborhood spot with decent service and fair prices.

Coyote Cabaret is a straightforward neighborhood club that does the fundamentals right. Staff respect and door service stand out, drink prices are genuinely fair, and you won't feel rushed. The room itself is cramped and plain, the talent is middle-of-the-road, and cleanliness could be better—but at this price point and in this format, it's a solid pick for a casual night.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.