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Coz's Eight Ball Lounge

Cadillac, MI 1341 N Mitchell St 231-775-4494
Closed Opens 17:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $25
Hours
MON 17:00 - 02:00
TUE 17:00 - 02:00
WED 17:00 - 02:00
THU 17:00 - 02:00 TODAY
FRI 17:00 - 02:00
SAT 17:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
On tap
Kitchen
46/100

Underwhelming experience.

Coz's Eight Ball Lounge falls short in many areas. The low scores for performers, property, and service make it a forgettable experience. Overall, it's a mediocre club that fails to impress.

How this is scored
44/100

Not exactly luxury.

The property feels like a step down from actual luxury. The low scores for luxury, amenities, and capacity indicate a lack of investment in the space. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this isn't the place.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 44/100

The room

Not exactly luxury.

The property feels like a step down from actual luxury. The low scores for luxury, amenities, and capacity indicate a lack of investment in the space. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this isn't the place.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 2.6
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 3.4
47/100

Friendly, but slow service.

The staff is friendly, but the service is slow and disorganized. The low scores for speed, respect, and safety are concerning. If you value prompt and respectful service, you might want to look elsewhere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 47/100

The hospitality

Friendly, but slow service.

The staff is friendly, but the service is slow and disorganized. The low scores for speed, respect, and safety are concerning. If you value prompt and respectful service, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 3.5
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 6.0
60/100

Subpar food, overpriced drinks.

The food is subpar, and the drinks are overpriced. The low scores for food quality, prices, and drink value make it difficult to recommend. If you're hungry or thirsty, you might want to grab something before or after your visit.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 60/100

The kitchen

Subpar food, overpriced drinks.

The food is subpar, and the drinks are overpriced. The low scores for food quality, prices, and drink value make it difficult to recommend. If you're hungry or thirsty, you might want to grab something before or after your visit.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
41/100

Decent dancers, but unimpressive overall.

The dancers are decent, but the overall experience is unimpressive. The low scores for talent quality, appearance style, and professionalism indicate a lack of polish. If you're looking for a memorable stage show, this might not be the place.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 41/100

The floor

Decent dancers, but unimpressive overall.

The dancers are decent, but the overall experience is unimpressive. The low scores for talent quality, appearance style, and professionalism indicate a lack of polish. If you're looking for a memorable stage show, this might not be the place.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 46/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience.

Coz's Eight Ball Lounge falls short in many areas. The low scores for performers, property, and service make it a forgettable experience. Overall, it's a mediocre club that fails to impress.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 44
  • Service 47
  • Food 60
  • Performers 41
  • Value 65
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24 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Perfection We had an awesome time at Coz's Eight Ball Lounge. The relaxed atmosphere and friendly staff made it the perfect spot for our bachelor party. The drinks were super affordable and the dancers were talented, but the semi-public private dances were a bit of a letdown.
70/100 SW score
Solid Night Out I've been to Coz's Eight Ball Lounge a few times and it's always a decent night out. The parking is super easy and the full bar has a great selection of drinks. The private dances are a bit lacking in terms of privacy, but the dancers are friendly and the atmosphere is relaxed.
50/100 SW score
Not the Best Experience I was really looking forward to Coz's Eight Ball Lounge, but it didn't quite live up to my expectations. The capacity is pretty small and the private dances are definitely not the most private. The drinks are super affordable, but that's about the only highlight of the place.
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