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Closed Strip Club

Coz's Eight Ball Lounge

Cadillac, MI 1341 N Mitchell St 231-775-4494
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Closed Opens 17:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $25
Hours
MON 17:00 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 17:00 - 02:00
WED 17:00 - 02:00
THU 17:00 - 02:00
FRI 17:00 - 02:00
SAT 17:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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1341 N Mitchell St
Cadillac, MI 231-775-4494
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 3.5
  • Privacy 1.7
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 3.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 2.8
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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70/100 SW score
WeekendMike
regular
Late-night spot with cheap drinks Grabbed a couple beers here after everywhere else closed and didn't regret it. Drinks are genuinely affordable at $4-7 and the bartender was helpful getting us set up. Dancers were hit or miss—some were cute, others not so much—and the place felt cramped with too many people crammed in. Worth it if you know what you're walking into.
80/100 SW score
CadillacJay
bachelor party
Solid value if you catch the right night Eight Ball's not fancy and doesn't pretend to be. The lap dances are cheap ($10), drinks won't break the bank, and they've got pool tables if you want to hang with buddies. Downside: the place is small, tables are tight, and you're basically packed in with everyone else. Service depends on who's working—we had good luck, but I've heard mixed stories.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimerDave
first-timer
Cramped and underwhelming Expected more from a strip club, honestly. The room's tiny, the dancer lineup wasn't impressive, and the whole vibe felt more like a dive bar than a destination. One positive: the drinks are actually affordable. But between the lack of privacy, cramped seating, and just okay entertainment, there are better options out there even in a small town.
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