Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Disappointing luxury experience with cramped space.

The property is a letdown, with a cramped space that feels more like a dive bar than a luxury club. The location is a major plus, but the lack of amenities and poor parking options make it hard to recommend. So what? If you're in the area and want a quick drink, it's not a bad spot, but don't expect to be wowed.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly door service and clean facilities are a plus.

The service at Crazy Horse III is a mixed bag. The door service is friendly and welcoming, but the bar service can be slow. The facilities are clean, but the value is questionable. So what? If you're looking for a club with great service, you might want to look elsewhere, but if you're just looking for a quick drink, the door service is a plus.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, low-quality food with a limited selection.

The food at Crazy Horse III is a major disappointment. The prices are high, but the quality is low. The selection is limited, and the options are mostly just bar snacks. So what? If you're looking for a club with great food, you're out of luck, but if you're just looking for a quick bite, you might be able to find something.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some talented dancers, but mostly average performances.

The performers at Crazy Horse III are a highlight of the club. Some of the dancers are truly talented, and the shows are always a lot of fun. However, the overall quality is inconsistent, and some performances are just average. So what? If you're a fan of live shows, you'll love it here, but if you're looking for a high-end experience, you might be disappointed.

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Great dancers, but it falls short on the rest.

Crazy Horse III has some great qualities, but overall it feels like a mid-range club that fails to impress. The performers are the standout, but the rest of the experience is forgettable. So what? If you're just looking for a cheap spot to catch a show, it's not a bad choice, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.