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Crazy Horse Orlando

Orlando, FL 6606 N Orange Blossom Trail (407) 294-9994
Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 19:00 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 19:00 - 02:00
WED 19:00 - 02:00
THU 19:00 - 02:00
FRI 19:00 - 02:00
SAT 19:00 - 02:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
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Kitchen
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 4.2
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 8.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 7.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 8.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 4.2
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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90/100 SW score
Solid spot for a bachelor party Took my crew to Crazy Horse for my bachelor weekend and it delivered. The bartenders actually knew what they were doing—drinks came fast and weren't watered down. The cover and dance prices are way cheaper than what we paid in Tampa, and the dancers made everyone feel welcome without being pushy. Only thing holding it back is the vibe feels a bit rougher around the edges than fancier clubs, but honestly that's part of the charm.
70/100 SW score
Good value, but don't expect luxury I've been a few times now and the service is genuinely solid—Buffy and Mileah remember regulars, which is nice. The $5 dances and cheap drinks make it easy to stay longer without breaking the bank. That said, it's not a polished place. The whole setup feels pretty bare-bones, and if you're looking for that upscale strip club experience, look elsewhere. It's a neighborhood spot that does what it does well.
80/100 SW score
Better than expected, but had some awkward moments My girlfriend and I were nervous walking in, but the staff made us feel totally comfortable right away. The atmosphere is fun and laid-back, and everyone's attentive without hovering. The cigar bar thing was a cool bonus we didn't expect. Only downside was the mandatory coat check and the overall decor isn't anything special—feels more dive bar than upscale lounge. Still, for the price and the respect they show you, it's worth a visit.
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