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Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, SC 184 S Cherry Rd 803-328-2002
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $6
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
BYOB
32/100

Mediocre experience, with highs and lows.

Overall, Crazy Horse Rock Hill is a mixed bag. The low scores for luxury, cleanliness, and professionalism drag down the experience. Still, the talented performers and friendly staff make it a decent spot for a quick visit.

How this is scored
32/100

A dive bar with a bad location.

The property is a letdown, with a cramped and dirty space, terrible parking, and a lack of amenities. The atmosphere is dingy, and the location is a rough part of town. Still, the low prices might make it worth it for some.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 32/100

The room

A dive bar with a bad location.

The property is a letdown, with a cramped and dirty space, terrible parking, and a lack of amenities. The atmosphere is dingy, and the location is a rough part of town. Still, the low prices might make it worth it for some.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 2.1
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 2.6
  • Capacity 3.4
31/100

Friendly staff, but slow service.

The service is friendly and respectful, but slow and disorganized. The door staff is welcoming, but the bar service can be a wait. Overall, it's a decent experience, but not particularly memorable.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 31/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but slow service.

The service is friendly and respectful, but slow and disorganized. The door staff is welcoming, but the bar service can be a wait. Overall, it's a decent experience, but not particularly memorable.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 2.6
  • Value 3.4
37/100

Drinks are overpriced, food is almost nonexistent.

Don't even think about eating here - the food is non-existent, and the drinks are overpriced. The selection is limited, and the quality is subpar. If you do come, stick to the cheap drinks and skip the food altogether.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 37/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced, food is almost nonexistent.

Don't even think about eating here - the food is non-existent, and the drinks are overpriced. The selection is limited, and the quality is subpar. If you do come, stick to the cheap drinks and skip the food altogether.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 3.4
33/100

Talented dancers, but unprofessional management.

The performers are the highlight of the show, with talented dancers and a fun atmosphere. However, the professionalism is lacking, and the management can be uncooperative. If you're looking for a good time, come for the dancers, but be prepared for some chaos.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 33/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but unprofessional management.

The performers are the highlight of the show, with talented dancers and a fun atmosphere. However, the professionalism is lacking, and the management can be uncooperative. If you're looking for a good time, come for the dancers, but be prepared for some chaos.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 32/100

How scoring works

Mediocre experience, with highs and lows.

Overall, Crazy Horse Rock Hill is a mixed bag. The low scores for luxury, cleanliness, and professionalism drag down the experience. Still, the talented performers and friendly staff make it a decent spot for a quick visit.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 32
  • Service 31
  • Food 37
  • Performers 33
  • Value 37
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Crazy Horse for the Win! We had an epic bachelor party at Crazy Horse Rock Hill. The BYOB policy saved us a ton of cash, and the dancers were on point. The only downside was the limited parking, but hey, it's a small price to pay for a night to remember.
70/100 SW score
A Solid Night Out I've been to Crazy Horse a few times, and it's always a decent spot for a night out. The atmosphere's a bit lacking, but the dancers are friendly and the drinks are cheap. Just be prepared for some crowds and a cover charge.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I stopped by Crazy Horse thinking it'd be a wild time, but honestly, it was just okay. The VIP tables looked nice, but the bar service was slow and the dancers didn't blow me away. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night.
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