Crazy Horse Saloon

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Basic room with good parking, but sparse amenities and atmosphere.

The space is functional but bare—low luxury (2.6), thin amenities (3.4), and weak atmosphere (4.3). Good parking and decent capacity make it accessible; privacy and location are unremarkable. It's a working-class room, not a scene destination.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Friendly enough, but slow and inconsistent across the board.

Staff are respectful and safe (both 5.1), but speed and consistency lag (4.3 each). Door service is present but unremarkable. You'll get a drink and a smile, just not rushed or polished—fine for a casual night, frustrating if you're in a hurry.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Better-than-average food and reasonable drink prices, skip bottles.

Food quality punches above its weight (6/10), and pricing is fair across the board (5-6/10). Bottles are a non-starter (1/10), and there's no cigar or hookah scene. Stick to drinks and bites; it's a real strength relative to the rest of the club.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Thin talent pool; interaction is there, professionalism isn't.

Talent is the weakest link (3.4/10)—limited depth and polish. Interaction is solid (5.1), but professionalism is low (2.8). Dancers show up and engage, but don't expect high-end polish or consistency. Realistic for the price point and neighborhood vibe.

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Solid neighborhood spot with decent drinks and fair prices.

Crazy Horse Saloon is a straightforward neighborhood club that delivers an affordable, low-pressure night out. Parking is genuinely solid (7/10), and the bar prices are fair (6/10 drinks, 5.1/10 food pricing). The real trade-off: the room itself feels sparse and the talent tier is modest, so manage expectations around the floor.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.