Crazy Horse Saloon

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped and dirty.

The room is cramped and dirty, with a lack of amenities to speak of. The location is decent, but the parking situation is a nightmare. Unless you're okay with a dingy, crowded space, you might want to look elsewhere.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude bartenders and slow service.

The bartenders are rude and slow, making it a chore to get a drink. The door staff is equally unhelpful. If you value good service, you might want to steer clear.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced and mediocre food.

The food is overpriced and mediocre at best. The drink prices are even worse. Unless you're looking to break the bank for subpar grub, you might want to stick to the bar.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are okay, but not worth the price.

The dancers are okay, but not worth the price. The talent quality is inconsistent, and the appearance style is more tacky than tasteful. If you're looking for a good show, you might want to look elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disaster.

The Crazy Horse Saloon is a complete letdown. The low scores across the board are a testament to the club's overall lack of quality. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre everything, you'll likely be disappointed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.