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Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, OH 3129 W 25th St
Closed
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
37/100

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

Overall, Da Bodega falls flat due to a mix of subpar areas. The property's cramped space and poor parking don't help. However, the friendly staff makes the service experience slightly more enjoyable. If you're looking for a cheap drink and don't mind a dingy atmosphere, you might find some value here.

How this is scored
36/100

Cramped, dingy space with lousy parking.

The property's biggest issues lie with its cramped space, dingy atmosphere, and terrible parking. While the amenities are somewhat decent, they can't make up for the overall lack of luxury. If you're looking for a posh spot, you'll be disappointed.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 36/100

The room

Cramped, dingy space with lousy parking.

The property's biggest issues lie with its cramped space, dingy atmosphere, and terrible parking. While the amenities are somewhat decent, they can't make up for the overall lack of luxury. If you're looking for a posh spot, you'll be disappointed.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.3
35/100

Friendly staff can't make up for slow service.

The service staff at Da Bodega are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and lack of respect for customers bring down the experience. The bar service is somewhat better, but it's not enough to save the club. If you value speedy service, look elsewhere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 35/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff can't make up for slow service.

The service staff at Da Bodega are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and lack of respect for customers bring down the experience. The bar service is somewhat better, but it's not enough to save the club. If you value speedy service, look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 3.4
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 1.7
  • Value 5.1
48/100

Subpar food and ridiculously overpriced drinks.

Da Bodega's food is subpar, with overpriced drinks to match. The food quality is particularly poor, making it hard to recommend. If you're a foodie, you'll want to avoid this place. However, if you're just looking for a cheap drink, you might find some value here.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 48/100

The kitchen

Subpar food and ridiculously overpriced drinks.

Da Bodega's food is subpar, with overpriced drinks to match. The food quality is particularly poor, making it hard to recommend. If you're a foodie, you'll want to avoid this place. However, if you're just looking for a cheap drink, you might find some value here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 2.6
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
33/100

Talented dancers get lost in lackluster atmosphere.

The performers at Da Bodega are talented, but they get lost in the lackluster atmosphere. The interaction with customers is somewhat decent, but the professionalism and appearance style leave much to be desired. If you're a fan of talented dancers, you might enjoy the floor show, but be prepared for a lackluster experience overall.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 33/100

The floor

Talented dancers get lost in lackluster atmosphere.

The performers at Da Bodega are talented, but they get lost in the lackluster atmosphere. The interaction with customers is somewhat decent, but the professionalism and appearance style leave much to be desired. If you're a fan of talented dancers, you might enjoy the floor show, but be prepared for a lackluster experience overall.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 2.6
  • Appearance & style 3.4
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 2.6
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 37/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

Overall, Da Bodega falls flat due to a mix of subpar areas. The property's cramped space and poor parking don't help. However, the friendly staff makes the service experience slightly more enjoyable. If you're looking for a cheap drink and don't mind a dingy atmosphere, you might find some value here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 36
  • Service 35
  • Food 48
  • Performers 33
  • Value 49
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelorette Bash We rented the VIP area and had an amazing time. The dancers were friendly and the drinks were ridiculously cheap. It was definitely worth the money, even if the atmosphere was a bit sketchy. Overall, a great spot for a bachelorette party!
60/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to Da Bodega a few times, and it's always been a mixed bag. The drinks are super affordable, but the dancers are hit or miss. I've seen some with great moves, but others who seem out of shape. The parking situation is also a bit of a mess. Overall, it's an okay spot, but not my go-to.
40/100 SW score
Disappointing Experience I was really looking forward to Da Bodega, but unfortunately, it fell short. The atmosphere was pretty rough, and the cleanliness was subpar. The dancers were also pretty lackluster. The only redeeming quality was the cheap drinks. Needless to say, I won't be back.
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