Dandy Dan's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a rundown house than a club.

The location is decent, but the rest of the property is a dump. The parking situation is a joke, and the 'amenities' are non-existent. If you're looking for a fancy night out, this isn't it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude door staff and bartender, nice speed.

The door staff and bartender are completely unfriendly, which took away from the whole experience. On the other hand, the speed of service was actually pretty quick. If you're looking for a friendly face, keep going.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Gross food and drinks, overpriced too.

The food and drinks at this place are disgusting. The prices are outrageous too. If you're looking for a good meal, go somewhere else.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talents are nice, but not worth the mess.

The performers themselves are nice, but the setup and overall experience is just messy. The talent quality is decent, but it's not worth the hassle of dealing with the club's other issues. If you're a fan of the performers, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for a rough time.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

The overall experience is a disaster. Nothing stands out, and everything falls short. If you're looking for a good time, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.