Dark Horse

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Parking is a pain, but the atmosphere's okay.

The atmosphere at Dark Horse is pretty decent, but the location is a bit of a dump. Parking's a nightmare, and luxury vibes are basically nonexistent. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking. But if you just want a casual spot to grab a drink, it's fine.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door service is friendly, but speed is a letdown.

The door service at Dark Horse is super friendly, but the speed of service is woefully slow. Respect from the staff is high, but safety and cleanliness could be better. If you're a VIP or just want a hassle-free experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Food prices are decent, but quality is a mixed bag.

The food at Dark Horse is pretty basic, but the prices are reasonable. Quality's a mixed bag, and the drink selection's not super impressive. If you're just looking for a quick bite or a cheap drink, it's a decent option. But if you're a foodie or want high-end cuisine, you'll be disappointed.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are pretty good, but talent's inconsistent.

The dancers at Dark Horse are pretty good, but the talent's inconsistent. Appearance and interaction are solid, but professionalism could be better. If you're a fan of a particular style or just want to see some decent dancing, you'll probably enjoy it. But if you're looking for a high-end show or a specific performer, you might want to check elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Dark Horse is a solid middle-ground experience.

Dark Horse is a solid middle-ground experience. It's not a standout in any area, but it's not a complete disaster either. If you're just looking for a low-key night out, it's a decent choice. Just don't expect to be blown away.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.