DD Cafe

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dirty, cramped, nowhere to park, no vibe.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, and capacity all hit zero—meaning cramped quarters, poor design, bad location, nowhere to park, and no upscale touches. You'll feel trapped and regret the drive.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Disrespectful staff, unsafe, slow, and careless.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all missing. Staff doesn't care, the place is filthy, and you won't feel protected. Expect slow drinks, zero respect, and a dangerous vibe.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, drinks are weak and warm.

Food quality, drink quality, and pricing are all terrible. Overpriced weak drinks and bad food mean you're paying premium prices for garbage. Skip the kitchen and bar entirely.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no interaction, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, and professionalism all bottom out. The dancers don't care, won't engage, and aren't worth watching. There's no reason to book a private dance or spend money on stage.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete zero across the board—skip it.

DD Cafe scores 0/100 because it fails on every dimension. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy are all nonexistent. This isn't a club worth your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.