Deja Vu Hollywood

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped, dark, nowhere to park.

Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, and capacity all flatline. The room feels cramped and neglected, parking is a nightmare, and there's zero sense of privacy or upscale vibe. You'll be uncomfortable from the moment you walk in.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all absent. Staff is indifferent, the place is dirty, and you won't feel looked after. Expect slow drinks, zero respect, and a space that feels unsafe.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced swill you shouldn't drink.

Food quality, drink quality, pricing, bottle pricing, and cigar/hookah options all fail. Everything is overpriced and tastes like it. Skip the bar entirely and don't bother with food.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bored dancers phoning it in.

Talent quality, appearance/style, interaction, professionalism, VIP value, and dance value are all zeros. The dancers look checked out, won't engage with you, and the whole floor feels lifeless. You're paying for nothing.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete dead zone—skip it entirely.

Every metric here is zeroed out—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, pricing across the board, talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism, VIP value, dance value. This isn't a weak club; it's a non-functioning one. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.