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Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, MI 1000 W Jolly St 517-882-0237
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 12:00 - 02:00
TUE 12:00 - 02:00
WED 12:00 - 02:00
THU 12:00 - 04:00 TODAY
FRI 12:00 - 04:00
SAT 19:00 - 04:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
45/100

Déjà Vu Lansing is a letdown in every way.

Déjà Vu Lansing falls flat due to its subpar atmosphere and lackluster offerings. The club's low scores across the board make it a disappointing experience. Overall, it's a place to avoid unless you're desperate.

How this is scored
49/100

Underwhelming atmosphere and parking.

The property's poor atmosphere and parking make it hard to get excited about the club. The location is decent, but the cramped capacity and lack of luxury amenities make it feel like a dive. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 49/100

The room

Underwhelming atmosphere and parking.

The property's poor atmosphere and parking make it hard to get excited about the club. The location is decent, but the cramped capacity and lack of luxury amenities make it feel like a dive. If you're looking for a high-end experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
48/100

Friendly staff, but slow and overpriced.

The staff at Déjà Vu Lansing are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and overpriced drinks make it hard to enjoy. The bar service is particularly lacking, and the value for money is terrible. If you're looking for a good time, stick to the dancers.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 48/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but slow and overpriced.

The staff at Déjà Vu Lansing are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and overpriced drinks make it hard to enjoy. The bar service is particularly lacking, and the value for money is terrible. If you're looking for a good time, stick to the dancers.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 3.4
27/100

Avoid the overpriced, low-quality food.

The food at Déjà Vu Lansing is a total disaster. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. The drink prices aren't much better, and the selection is limited. If you're hungry, bring your own snacks or eat before you go.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 27/100

The kitchen

Avoid the overpriced, low-quality food.

The food at Déjà Vu Lansing is a total disaster. The prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. The drink prices aren't much better, and the selection is limited. If you're hungry, bring your own snacks or eat before you go.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 2.6
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 3.4
47/100

Some talented dancers, but inconsistent shows.

The performers at Déjà Vu Lansing have some talented dancers, but the shows are inconsistent and often lacklustre. The appearance and interaction of the dancers are highlights, but the professionalism and VIP/dance value leave much to be desired. If you're looking for a good show, stick to the popular dancers and hope for the best.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 47/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but inconsistent shows.

The performers at Déjà Vu Lansing have some talented dancers, but the shows are inconsistent and often lacklustre. The appearance and interaction of the dancers are highlights, but the professionalism and VIP/dance value leave much to be desired. If you're looking for a good show, stick to the popular dancers and hope for the best.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 45/100

How scoring works

Déjà Vu Lansing is a letdown in every way.

Déjà Vu Lansing falls flat due to its subpar atmosphere and lackluster offerings. The club's low scores across the board make it a disappointing experience. Overall, it's a place to avoid unless you're desperate.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 49
  • Service 48
  • Food 27
  • Performers 47
  • Value 38
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What the floor said

25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Frenzy We came for a bachelor party and I was a bit worried about the parking lot but it was super well-lit and safe, which was a huge relief. The dancers were amazing and the VIP rooms were a great way to celebrate. I'd say the drinks were a bit overpriced, but it's all part of the experience, right?
70/100 SW score
Just Okay I go to Déjà Vu Lansing pretty regularly and it's just...fine. The safety is definitely a plus, but the drinks are always so overpriced. I've had some slow nights here, but I've also had some great ones. I'd say it's worth a visit, but don't expect anything too crazy.
50/100 SW score
Disappointing Experience I'm not really a strip club guy, but I had a friend's birthday party and we thought we'd give it a shot. Unfortunately, the atmosphere felt really low-key and the dancers just didn't impress me. The speed of service was also super slow. Maybe I just caught it on a bad night, but I won't be back.
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