Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with bad parking and no atmosphere.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere and luxury are nonexistent, amenities are bare, location is weak, parking is a nightmare, and privacy is zero. Capacity and overall vibe feel cramped and unwelcoming. You'll walk in and immediately regret it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, nobody's safe.

Nobody here gives a damn. Door service is absent, bar service is slow and disrespectful, safety is a joke, and the place is visibly dirty. Speed is glacial, respect is nonexistent. Expect to be ignored or worse.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced swill with no food worth ordering.

Both food and drinks are overpriced garbage. Food quality is inedible, drink prices are highway robbery, bottles are a scam, and there's no hookah or cigar program to salvage anything. Don't eat or drink here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is nonexistent, dancers are unprofessional.

Talent is nonexistent, dancers look unprofessional and disinterested, interaction is cold, and there's no value in VIP or dances. You're paying for nothing. Go anywhere else for dancers.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Déjà Vu Minneapolis is a complete zero across the board.

Every metric flatlines here. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy—all bottom-floor. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all broken. Talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism—all missing. Even the prices don't make up for it. Skip this place entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.