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Closed Strip Club

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, IL 750 S Clinton St 206-362-5851
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Closed Opens 18:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 18:00 - 04:00 TODAY
TUE 18:00 - 04:00
WED 18:00 - 04:00
THU 18:00 - 04:00
FRI 18:00 - 04:00
SAT 18:00 - 04:00
SUN 18:00 - 04:00
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750 S Clinton St
Chicago, IL 206-362-5851 dejavuchicago.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 4.2
  • Privacy 2.1
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Amenities 1.7
  • Capacity 2.8
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 3.5
  • Bar service 6.8
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 3.5
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 2.6
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 2.6
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 3.4
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good staff, inconsistent dancers Went on a Saturday night with buddies. The bartenders are genuinely attentive and know what they're doing, which kept things flowing. Dancers were hit or miss though—some were sharp and engaged, others seemed like they were just going through the motions. The $30 cover plus $20 lap dances isn't terrible, but the drink prices are brutal if you don't bring your own.
50/100 SW score
FirstTimeRob
first-timer
Felt overpriced for what you get First time at a strip club and honestly left underwhelmed. The place has its moments—clean enough, decent lighting—but the energy was dead and most of the dancers weren't trying hard. Dropped $30 just to walk in, then another $36 on two waters because I didn't know about the BYOB thing. Won't be back unless something changes.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Solid bar service, everything else is a gamble I've been a few times and it really depends on the night. The staff behind the bar is consistently professional and actually remembers regulars, which is nice. But the talent pool feels thin and privacy is basically nonexistent if you're looking for anything discreet. At these prices, you're paying for the bartenders more than the experience.
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