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Devil's Triangle

Seattle, WA 2027 Westlake Ave (206) 623-0183
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $20
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
41/100

A mixed bag of highs and lows.

The Devil's Triangle has some redeeming qualities, but its overall experience is marred by inconsistent quality. You might find a gem on stage, but the drinks and food are a letdown. Overall, it's a solid choice for those on a tight budget, but don't expect much in the way of luxury or high-end service.

How this is scored
49/100

Underwhelming experience in a decent location.

The location is decent, but the parking and luxury amenities are sorely lacking. The atmosphere is just okay, and the capacity is a bit cramped. Overall, it's a no-frills experience.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 49/100

The room

Underwhelming experience in a decent location.

The location is decent, but the parking and luxury amenities are sorely lacking. The atmosphere is just okay, and the capacity is a bit cramped. Overall, it's a no-frills experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 8.0
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
43/100

Friendly staff, but slow service and subpar drinks.

The staff is friendly and welcoming, but the door service and speed of service leave much to be desired. The bar service is also subpar, and the value for the price is questionable. If you're looking for a more personalized experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 43/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but slow service and subpar drinks.

The staff is friendly and welcoming, but the door service and speed of service leave much to be desired. The bar service is also subpar, and the value for the price is questionable. If you're looking for a more personalized experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 2.8
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 3.4
30/100

Don't bother with the food or drinks.

The food and drinks at the Devil's Triangle are a hard pass. The prices are inflated, and the quality is subpar. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the club, it's best to stick to the performers and skip the kitchen.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 30/100

The kitchen

Don't bother with the food or drinks.

The food and drinks at the Devil's Triangle are a hard pass. The prices are inflated, and the quality is subpar. Unless you're a die-hard fan of the club, it's best to stick to the performers and skip the kitchen.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 2.6
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 3.4
36/100

Some decent dancers, but a lack of polish.

The talent at the Devil's Triangle has some bright spots, with some dancers showing real chemistry and charisma on stage. However, the overall polish and professionalism of the performances leave much to be desired. If you're looking for a more polished experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 36/100

The floor

Some decent dancers, but a lack of polish.

The talent at the Devil's Triangle has some bright spots, with some dancers showing real chemistry and charisma on stage. However, the overall polish and professionalism of the performances leave much to be desired. If you're looking for a more polished experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 41/100

How scoring works

A mixed bag of highs and lows.

The Devil's Triangle has some redeeming qualities, but its overall experience is marred by inconsistent quality. You might find a gem on stage, but the drinks and food are a letdown. Overall, it's a solid choice for those on a tight budget, but don't expect much in the way of luxury or high-end service.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 49
  • Service 43
  • Food 30
  • Performers 36
  • Value 32
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Frenzy I've been to my fair share of strip clubs, but Devil's Triangle brought the heat. The unique ambiance and sultry atmosphere made for an unforgettable night with the boys. Drinks were pricey, but the private lap dance rooms were worth it.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to Devil's Triangle a few times, and it's always been a mixed bag. The location is great, but parking can be a nightmare. The staff was friendly, but the service was slow, and the drinks were overpriced.
50/100 SW score
Not Worth the Price I was really looking forward to my first time at Devil's Triangle, but it was a letdown. The atmosphere was nice, but the DJs were blasting music that made it hard to talk, and the lap dances were way overpriced. Not worth the $30 cover charge.
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