Diamond Royale

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Tiny, cramped space with questionable parking.

The cramped space and lackluster amenities make it feel like a dive. The tiny capacity means long lines and a claustrophobic atmosphere. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow and disorganized service.

The staff is friendly and tries their best, but the slow service and disorganization make it frustrating. The value is also a major letdown, with prices that don't match the quality. If you're willing to overlook these issues, you might find the staff's charm endearing.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, subpar drinks and food.

The drinks and food are overpriced and underwhelming. The quality is subpar, and the prices make it feel like a scam. If you're a foodie or drink connoisseur, avoid this place altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are decent, but not worth the high prices.

The dancers are decent, but not worth the high prices. The lack of professionalism and poor appearance style make it feel like a low-rent experience. If you're looking for a cheap thrill, you might find it here, but don't expect much in terms of quality.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience, but not a complete disaster.

The Diamond Royale falls short in every aspect, but it's not a total loss. Some redeeming qualities, like the friendly staff and decent dancers, make it a mediocre choice. If you're looking for a cheap, no-frills experience, you might find it here, but don't expect much.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.