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Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, AL 4664 Airport Blvd 251-342-6460
Closed Opens 14:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 14:00 - 06:00
TUE 14:00 - 06:00
WED 14:00 - 06:00
THU 14:00 - 06:00 TODAY
FRI 14:00 - 06:00
SAT 18:00 - 06:00
SUN 18:00 - 06:00
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VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
48/100

Solid neighborhood spot with good parking and fair drinks.

Diamonds is a straightforward, no-frills club that delivers a reliable night out without pretense. Location and parking are genuine strengths (both 6+), and the bar keeps pace. It's built for a casual, affordable evening—not a scene or status play—and does that job well enough for regulars and drop-ins alike.

How this is scored
51/100

Decent location and parking; basic room, nothing fancy.

The room is functional but dated; you're not paying for luxury (3.4) or atmosphere (5), and you shouldn't expect it. Location works (6/10), parking is genuinely good (7/10), and there's enough privacy and door service to feel comfortable. It's a no-frills box that doesn't apologize for itself.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 51/100

The room

Decent location and parking; basic room, nothing fancy.

The room is functional but dated; you're not paying for luxury (3.4) or atmosphere (5), and you shouldn't expect it. Location works (6/10), parking is genuinely good (7/10), and there's enough privacy and door service to feel comfortable. It's a no-frills box that doesn't apologize for itself.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 4.0
50/100

Friendly staff keeps things moving; respect and safety solid.

Staff are respectful and keep the bar running smoothly (both 6/10), though cleanliness and professionalism hover around 4–5. No drama, no delays—it's efficient, friendly service without the polish. Exactly what a neighborhood club should deliver.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 50/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff keeps things moving; respect and safety solid.

Staff are respectful and keep the bar running smoothly (both 6/10), though cleanliness and professionalism hover around 4–5. No drama, no delays—it's efficient, friendly service without the polish. Exactly what a neighborhood club should deliver.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 6.0
53/100

Skip the kitchen; drinks are the value play here.

Don't order food here (quality and price both 1/10). Drinks are the real value: drink prices score 7/10, and bottle pricing is rock-bottom. Come for the bar, not the kitchen.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 53/100

The kitchen

Skip the kitchen; drinks are the value play here.

Don't order food here (quality and price both 1/10). Drinks are the real value: drink prices score 7/10, and bottle pricing is rock-bottom. Come for the bar, not the kitchen.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 2.1
  • Value 6.0
41/100

Competent dancers, middle-of-the-road talent and interaction.

Dancers are competent but unremarkable (talent 5/10, appearance 5/10, interaction 5/10). You'll see solid work, but no standouts or chemistry. VIP and dance value both lag (2–3/10), so manage expectations on the premium experience.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 41/100

The floor

Competent dancers, middle-of-the-road talent and interaction.

Dancers are competent but unremarkable (talent 5/10, appearance 5/10, interaction 5/10). You'll see solid work, but no standouts or chemistry. VIP and dance value both lag (2–3/10), so manage expectations on the premium experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 2.0
  • Dance value 3.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 48/100

How scoring works

Solid neighborhood spot with good parking and fair drinks.

Diamonds is a straightforward, no-frills club that delivers a reliable night out without pretense. Location and parking are genuine strengths (both 6+), and the bar keeps pace. It's built for a casual, affordable evening—not a scene or status play—and does that job well enough for regulars and drop-ins alike.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 51
  • Service 50
  • Food 53
  • Performers 41
  • Value 44
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42 reviews
70/100 SW score
Decent spot for drinks and company Been coming here for a couple years now. The drink specials are honestly the best part - you can actually afford to stay for more than one round. Stage setup is pretty basic but the girls are friendly enough. Just don't expect anything fancy, it's a small place that fills up fast on weekends.
50/100 SW score
Overpriced for what you get Stopped by during a work trip and was shocked at the VIP prices - we're talking $400+ for basic dances with zero extras. The membership thing is annoying but whatever. Drinks were cheap at least, but the whole place feels cramped and not particularly upscale for those prices.
40/100 SW score
Skip this one Brought the guys here for my buddy's bachelor party and it was a mistake. Place got packed immediately and we couldn't even find seats together. The VIP pricing is absolutely ridiculous and the whole vibe felt more like a dive bar than a strip club. Should have done our research first.
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