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Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, ME 190 Harlow St 207-942-6969
Closed Opens 20:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 20:00 - 02:00
WED 20:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 20:00 - 02:00
FRI 20:00 - 02:00
SAT 20:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
49/100

A total disappointment from start to finish.

Unfortunately, nothing about Diamonds Gentlemen's Club impressed me. Even the location felt off, and the overall atmosphere was stale and uninviting. Unless you're desperate, skip it and try elsewhere.

How this is scored
54/100

Looks like a dingy old motel from outside.

The exterior and interior of the club look like they're from a different era. The location is convenient, but that's about it. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep searching.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 54/100

The room

Looks like a dingy old motel from outside.

The exterior and interior of the club look like they're from a different era. The location is convenient, but that's about it. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep searching.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 4.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
52/100

Rude staff and slow service everywhere.

The staff at Diamonds Gentlemen's Club was consistently unfriendly and unhelpful. Even the bartenders seemed put off by our presence. If you value good service, you'll want to avoid this place.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 52/100

The hospitality

Rude staff and slow service everywhere.

The staff at Diamonds Gentlemen's Club was consistently unfriendly and unhelpful. Even the bartenders seemed put off by our presence. If you value good service, you'll want to avoid this place.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 5.0
40/100

Overpriced, terrible food that's barely edible.

The food at Diamonds Gentlemen's Club is a complete waste of money. Overpriced and underwhelming, it's best to stick to the bar. If you're hungry, bring a snack.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 40/100

The kitchen

Overpriced, terrible food that's barely edible.

The food at Diamonds Gentlemen's Club is a complete waste of money. Overpriced and underwhelming, it's best to stick to the bar. If you're hungry, bring a snack.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 2.6
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 2.1
  • Value 5.0
48/100

Dancers were okay, but the stage was tiny.

The dancers at Diamonds Gentlemen's Club were decent, but the setup was cramped and uncomfortable. If you're looking for a more intimate experience, you might find it here, but be prepared for a lackluster show.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 48/100

The floor

Dancers were okay, but the stage was tiny.

The dancers at Diamonds Gentlemen's Club were decent, but the setup was cramped and uncomfortable. If you're looking for a more intimate experience, you might find it here, but be prepared for a lackluster show.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 3.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

A total disappointment from start to finish.

Unfortunately, nothing about Diamonds Gentlemen's Club impressed me. Even the location felt off, and the overall atmosphere was stale and uninviting. Unless you're desperate, skip it and try elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 54
  • Service 52
  • Food 40
  • Performers 48
  • Value 43
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46 reviews
70/100 SW score
Only game in town Been here a handful of times over the years since they're literally the only option for 150 miles. The remodel from the old Diva's definitely helped the place look more upscale. Dancers are friendly enough and the military discount is a nice touch.
50/100 SW score
Overpriced for what you get Stopped by during a work trip and the bottle service pricing is pretty steep for a smaller market club. Privacy is basically nonexistent with bouncers hovering over everything. It's fine if you just want a drink and some entertainment, but don't expect much value in the VIP area.
40/100 SW score
Not what I expected Went with some friends and was disappointed that it's not actually topless despite what they advertise - pasties are required apparently. The whole experience felt pretty supervised and the dance prices don't match the quality. Probably won't be back.
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