Dimes Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no parking

Atmosphere and location are major letdowns, with awful parking and no luxury or amenities, making it a place to skip. The low capacity doesn't help. Don't expect a good time here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely rude

Door and bar service are slow and disrespectful, with no regard for safety or cleanliness, making for a terrible experience. The lack of value is the final nail. Avoid this place for any kind of decent service.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced trash

Food quality is nonexistent, and drink prices are outrageous, with bad bottle prices and no quality cigars or hookah, making it a waste of money. Don't bother eating or drinking here. You'll regret it.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unprofessional

Talent quality is poor, with unimpressive appearances and unprofessional interactions, making for a boring show. The low VIP and dance value don't help. Only die-hard fans of bad performances might enjoy it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Total disaster

Everything is subpar, from atmosphere to value, so avoid it. Low scores across the board make it a bad experience. Only those with extremely low standards might tolerate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.