Dirty's Topless Bar

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Good vibe and privacy, but location and luxury are weak.

The room itself has real strengths—solid atmosphere, good privacy, decent capacity and amenities. Location and parking are the trade-off; it's not a destination spot. Best for locals or those already in the area.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Respectful floor, quick bar work, some cleanliness gaps.

Staff respect the floor and move drinks fast enough. Safety and cleanliness lag (4.3 scores), so don't expect a pristine room. Door service is solid; bar speed is fine. It's no-frills but professional where it counts.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cheap drinks and solid kitchen; bottles are overpriced.

Drinks are a genuine win—cheap and well-priced food too. Bottles are a ripoff (4.2 score), so skip the bottle service. Food quality is solid (7/10); come hungry and you'll eat well on a budget.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Solid talent and interaction, professionalism could be sharper.

Dancers are good-looking, engage well with the crowd, and deliver real value on stage. Professionalism is the weak link (4.3)—expect a looser, more casual floor than an upscale room. That's fine if you want low-pressure fun.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Solid neighborhood spot with fair prices and decent dancers.

Dirty's lands in the top tier of clubs overall—a genuinely good night out. The real draw is value: cheap drinks, affordable food, and dancers who engage without pretense. Expect a neighborhood vibe, not a luxury lounge, but that's the appeal.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.