Distractions Lounge

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no atmosphere, amenities, or location appeal.

The room itself is a liability. Zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities, zero location value, zero parking, zero privacy. The space is either nonexistent or so degraded it doesn't matter. You'll feel it the second you walk in—this place has nothing to offer visually or functionally.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, unsafe.

Nobody here is trained, present, or respectful. Door service is nonexistent, bar moves at a crawl, staff treats you like a problem. Safety is a joke and cleanliness is nonexistent. Walking in feels hostile and dangerous. Don't expect a welcome; expect indifference at best.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and food nobody should eat.

Both the kitchen and bar are disasters. Drinks are overpriced and taste like they came from a gas station. Food quality is zero, prices don't match anything edible. Bottles, cigars, hookah—if they exist, they're overpriced junk. Stick to water and leave hungry.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent, zero interaction, zero professionalism. The dancers aren't there to entertain—they're just going through motions. No appearance standards, no respect for customers, no VIP value, no dance value. You came for the wrong reasons if you show up here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete zero across the board—skip it.

Every single metric flatlines at zero. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy—all gone. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all gone. Talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism—all gone. This isn't a bad club; it's not a club at all. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.