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Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, TX 11927 East Fwy 713-450-2914
Closed
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Kitchen
56/100

Avoid Divas Bikini at all costs.

The overall experience is a mess, with no standout features. The low scores across the board suggest a club that's struggling to get it together. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre everything, there are better options in town.

How this is scored
46/100

A cramped, dingy room with little to no luxury.

The room is cramped and dingy, with little to no luxury to speak of. The low capacity score suggests that the club is trying to pack too many people in, making for an uncomfortable experience. If you're looking for a high-end vibe, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 46/100

The room

A cramped, dingy room with little to no luxury.

The room is cramped and dingy, with little to no luxury to speak of. The low capacity score suggests that the club is trying to pack too many people in, making for an uncomfortable experience. If you're looking for a high-end vibe, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 3.4
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 6.0
63/100

Surprisingly friendly staff, but that's about it.

Despite the low overall score, the staff at Divas Bikini are surprisingly friendly and attentive. However, this is not enough to make up for the lack of quality in other areas. If you're looking for good service, you may find it here, but be prepared for a subpar experience overall.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 63/100

The hospitality

Surprisingly friendly staff, but that's about it.

Despite the low overall score, the staff at Divas Bikini are surprisingly friendly and attentive. However, this is not enough to make up for the lack of quality in other areas. If you're looking for good service, you may find it here, but be prepared for a subpar experience overall.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 6.8
  • Value 6.0
61/100

Bland, overpriced food and drinks to forget.

The food and drinks at Divas Bikini are bland and overpriced. The low scores in these areas suggest that the club is prioritizing other things over providing a good dining experience. If you're looking for a quick bite or a drink, there are better options in town.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 61/100

The kitchen

Bland, overpriced food and drinks to forget.

The food and drinks at Divas Bikini are bland and overpriced. The low scores in these areas suggest that the club is prioritizing other things over providing a good dining experience. If you're looking for a quick bite or a drink, there are better options in town.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 5.1
  • Food prices 6.8
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
53/100

Some talented dancers, but the experience is lacking.

The talented dancers at Divas Bikini are a highlight of the club, but the experience is lacking overall. The low scores in other areas suggest that the club is not prioritizing the overall experience of its customers. If you're a fan of good dancing, you may find it here, but be prepared for a subpar experience overall.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 53/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but the experience is lacking.

The talented dancers at Divas Bikini are a highlight of the club, but the experience is lacking overall. The low scores in other areas suggest that the club is not prioritizing the overall experience of its customers. If you're a fan of good dancing, you may find it here, but be prepared for a subpar experience overall.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 56/100

How scoring works

Avoid Divas Bikini at all costs.

The overall experience is a mess, with no standout features. The low scores across the board suggest a club that's struggling to get it together. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocre everything, there are better options in town.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 46
  • Service 63
  • Food 61
  • Performers 53
  • Value 63
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
A Night to Remember I surprised my best man at Divas for his bachelor party and we had an absolute blast. The atmosphere was electric, and the dancers put on an incredible show. We also enjoyed the selection of craft beers and sports games on TV. Our group had a great time dancing on stage and taking pictures with the performers.
60/100 SW score
Decent Experience I stopped by Divas for the first time last weekend, and while it wasn't bad, it didn't exceed my expectations. The food was decent, but overpriced, and the service was a bit slow. The dancers were talented, but the crowd was a bit too rowdy for my taste. Maybe it's just not my scene?
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I've lived in Houston for years and always thought about checking out Divas, but unfortunately, it didn't live up to the hype. The parking situation was a nightmare, and the value for the drinks was not worth it. The dancers were okay, but the atmosphere felt a bit dated and lacking in energy.
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