Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible location, cramped space, and parking nightmare.

The room is cramped and dimly lit, with a weird layout that makes it hard to move around. The location is also a major turnoff, with no decent parking options nearby. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow and disorganized.

The staff is friendly and tries hard, but the service is slow and disorganized. Orders get lost, and drinks take forever to arrive. If you're in a rush, this isn't the place for you.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, mediocre food and drinks that are a rip-off.

The food is overpriced and mediocre, with no clear highlights. The drinks are also a rip-off, with tiny pours for huge prices. If you're hungry or thirsty, look elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are decent, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers are decent, with some talented performers on the floor. However, professionalism is lacking, and some of the girls seem disinterested. If you're looking for a high-energy experience, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for some inconsistency.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A total waste of time and money.

Overall, this club is a huge disappointment. With low scores across the board, it's clear that the management has dropped the ball. Unless you're desperate, there are better options in town.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.