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Closed Bikini Bar

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD 5367 Sheriff Road (301) 773-8858
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Closed Opens 09:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+ Cover $20
Hours
MON 09:00 - 00:00 TODAY
TUE 09:00 - 00:00
WED 09:00 - 00:00
THU 09:00 - 00:00
FRI 09:00 - 00:00
SAT 09:00 - 00:00
SUN 09:00 - 00:00
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5367 Sheriff Road
Fairmount Heights, MD (301) 773-8858 ebonyinn.net
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.0
  • Location 4.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 5.0
  • Luxury 3.0
  • Amenities 5.0
  • Capacity 4.3
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.0
  • Bar service 5.0
  • Speed 4.0
  • Respect 5.0
  • Safety 5.0
  • Cleanliness 2.0
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 5.1
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 7.0
  • Luxury 3.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 5.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 4.0
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 7.0
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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

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860 reviews
90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Bachelor party spot with actual style Brought my crew here for my brother's last night out and it wasn't your typical dive setup. The two-story poles are genuinely impressive, and the dancers know what they're doing. Drinks were pricey but the crowd felt upscale without being pretentious. Only knocked half a star because parking was a hassle.
60/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good venue, inconsistent nights I've been a few times now and it really depends when you go. Some nights the energy is there and the dancers are sharp, other times it feels half-empty. The space itself is nice—way better than the old Joanna's setup—but the experience isn't consistent enough for me to call it a go-to spot.
70/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Nicer than expected, but not for everyone Walked in thinking it'd be sketchy and was pleasantly surprised by the actual design and atmosphere. The stage setup with the high poles is legit impressive. That said, the whole thing still felt a bit awkward for me—not really my scene, but I get why people who are into it would dig this place.
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