Ebony Inn

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a rundown shack than a club.

The atmosphere is completely lacking, and the location is sketchy. The parking situation is a nightmare. The only 'luxury' is the price of the drinks. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this is not the place.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff and slow service.

The staff is unfriendly and the service is painfully slow. They seem to be working against you at every turn. If you value being treated with respect, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bad food and drinks that'll break the bank.

The food is subpar and overpriced. The drinks are almost as bad. If you're looking for a decent meal, don't come here. If you want to break the bank on bad food and drinks, be my guest.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are okay, but the club's a total dump.

The dancers are the only somewhat redeeming quality of this club. However, they're performing in a dump that's more like a rundown shack. If you're looking for a good show, consider a different club. If you're just looking for a laugh, this might be your place.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Not a place to be.

The overall experience is a total disaster. Nothing about this club stands out as good. If you value your time and money, stay far away. Unless you're looking for a laughable experience, don't bother.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.