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Closed Strip Club

Empire Gentleman's Club

Birmingham, AL 100 3rd Ave N (205) 401-9772
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Closed Opens 00:00 tomorrow
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED Closed TODAY
THU 00:00 - 00:00
FRI 09:00 - 17:00
SAT 00:00 - 00:00
SUN 22:00 - 01:30
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100 3rd Ave N
Birmingham, AL (205) 401-9772
41/100
How this is scored
50/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 50/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 5.1
36/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 36/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 3.4
34/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 34/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.4
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 3.4
43/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 43/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 2.6
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 7.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 41/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 50
  • Service 36
  • Food 34
  • Performers 43
  • Value 34
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1 review
70/100 SW score
BhamRegular
regular
Decent spot if you know when to go Been coming here for a while and the key is timing - don't bother showing up before midnight or you'll be sitting alone. The split-level thing is kinda cool with the pool tables upstairs. Drinks aren't cheap but the bartenders pour decent.
50/100 SW score
BusinessTrav
business_traveler
Pretty average, nothing special Stopped by during a work trip and it felt pretty run down honestly. The lighting is so dark you can barely see anything, and for $25 lap dances I expected better quality. Parking across the street was annoying too.
40/100 SW score
WeekendCrew
bachelor_party
Not worth the money Came with some buddies and we all left disappointed. The $100 minimum tip requirement caught us off guard, and the whole place just felt tired. Maybe we picked a bad night but the talent and atmosphere were both pretty weak.
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