Fabulous TNT's

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rundown room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere is nonexistent, luxury is a joke, amenities don't exist, location is bad, parking is impossible, capacity is cramped, and privacy is zero. The space feels abandoned and unwelcoming. Don't expect to feel comfortable here.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Ignored at the door, rushed at the bar.

Staff doesn't care. Door service is absent, bar service is slow and dismissive, respect is nonexistent, safety feels questionable, and cleanliness is abysmal. You'll feel rushed and unwanted from the moment you walk in. This isn't hospitality—it's hostility.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, drinks taste like punishment.

Everything is overpriced trash. Food quality is terrible, drinks taste bad, bottles are a ripoff, and there's no cigar or hookah scene. You'll pay premium prices for bottom-shelf experience. Eat and drink elsewhere, period.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Low-effort dancers, zero professionalism, waste of money.

The dancers are phoning it in. Talent is absent, appearance is sloppy, interaction is nonexistent, professionalism is zero, and VIP/dance value is laughable. You'll feel like you're watching people who don't want to be there. Don't waste money on dances.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely.

Fabulous TNT's is a complete dud across every dimension. Every metric hits zero—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, talent, value, cleanliness, respect. There's nothing here worth your time or cash. Go literally anywhere else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.