Fantasies

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Atmosphere is nonexistent.

The room feels cramped and uninviting, with little attention to luxury or amenities. It's a utilitarian space, but not in a charming way. If you're looking for a romantic night out, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff shows up, but that's about it.

The staff seems to be going through the motions, with little effort made to engage or provide good service. Speed and respect are the only redeeming qualities. Don't expect exceptional service, but you won't be yelled at either.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother eating here.

The food is subpar, with prices to match. Quality is lacking, and the selection is uninspired. If you're hungry, it's better to go elsewhere. Don't expect to be impressed, but you might not be disappointed either.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talents are forgettable.

The talents on stage are forgettable, with little to distinguish them from one another. Appearance and interaction are lacking, and professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a memorable experience, you won't find it here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Fantasies is a total miss.

Fantasies falls flat in every department. The overall experience feels like a chore. Unless you're desperate for a cheap night out, there are better options nearby.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.