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Fantasy Ranch

Centerview, MO 1117 NW 475th Rd 816-850-5787
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Closed Opens 19:00 wed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE Closed
WED 19:00 - 03:00
THU 11:00 - 03:00
FRI 11:00 - 03:00
SAT 11:00 - 03:00
SUN Closed
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1117 NW 475th Rd
Centerview, MO 816-850-5787 facebook.com/profile.php?id=61561430871894
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.5
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.2
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.8
  • Bar service 4.2
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 4.2
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor_party
Clean spot with solid value Came here for a bachelor party and wasn't expecting much from a small-town club, but Fantasy Ranch actually has its act together. The place is spotless, drinks are cheap at around $4, and the door guys (CJ was working) actually made us feel welcome instead of hassled. Lap dances are $15 which is fair for the area.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good value, nothing fancy I've been a few times now and it's reliable if you manage expectations. The dancers are straightforward and professional—had one actually return money I dropped, which was cool. Drinks won't break the bank and the staff respects boundaries. It's not upscale or trendy, but for Centerview it does the job.
80/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first_timer_couple
Better than expected for a small town My girlfriend and I were nervous walking in, but it's actually pretty couple-friendly here. The place is really clean and well-maintained, which matters more than you'd think. Dancers kept it professional, the music was solid, and Kirby at the door made sure we felt comfortable. Worth checking out if you're passing through.
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