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Fantasy's

Traverse City, MI 962 W Commerce Dr 231-943-9990
Closed Opens 15:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $25
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 15:00 - 02:00
THU 15:00 - 02:00 TODAY
FRI 15:00 - 03:00
SAT 15:00 - 03:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
WiFi
41/100

Fantasy's feels like a low-budget, mid-range experience.

Fantasy's is a solid, unremarkable strip club that won't blow you away. The property feels cheap, the service is spotty, and the food is overpriced. If you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, you might enjoy it, but don't expect much in the way of luxury or exceptional service.

How this is scored
46/100

Parking is surprisingly easy, but the atmosphere is a letdown.

The parking situation is surprisingly easy, but the atmosphere is a major disappointment. The club feels cramped and uninviting, with low ceilings and dim lighting. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and watch some dancers, the property might be okay, but if you're looking for a luxurious experience, look elsewhere.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 46/100

The room

Parking is surprisingly easy, but the atmosphere is a letdown.

The parking situation is surprisingly easy, but the atmosphere is a major disappointment. The club feels cramped and uninviting, with low ceilings and dim lighting. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and watch some dancers, the property might be okay, but if you're looking for a luxurious experience, look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 1.0
42/100

Bar service is a disaster, but door staff tries their best.

The bar service at Fantasy's is a complete disaster. The bartenders seem overwhelmed and uninterested in taking care of customers. On the other hand, the door staff tries their best to be friendly and welcoming. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and socialize, you might want to avoid the bar and stick to the door staff.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 42/100

The hospitality

Bar service is a disaster, but door staff tries their best.

The bar service at Fantasy's is a complete disaster. The bartenders seem overwhelmed and uninterested in taking care of customers. On the other hand, the door staff tries their best to be friendly and welcoming. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and socialize, you might want to avoid the bar and stick to the door staff.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 3.4
43/100

Drinks are passable, but the food is a complete waste of money.

The drinks at Fantasy's are passable, but the food is a complete waste of money. The prices are high, and the quality is low. If you're looking for a place to grab a bite to eat, you're better off going somewhere else. The club's focus on drinks is clear, but the food options are an afterthought.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 43/100

The kitchen

Drinks are passable, but the food is a complete waste of money.

The drinks at Fantasy's are passable, but the food is a complete waste of money. The prices are high, and the quality is low. If you're looking for a place to grab a bite to eat, you're better off going somewhere else. The club's focus on drinks is clear, but the food options are an afterthought.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 3.4
36/100

The dancers are decent, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at Fantasy's are decent, but professionalism is lacking. They seem to be going through the motions, and the performances feel lackluster. If you're looking for a place to see some talented dancers, you might want to look elsewhere. On the other hand, if you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, the performers might be okay.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 36/100

The floor

The dancers are decent, but professionalism is lacking.

The dancers at Fantasy's are decent, but professionalism is lacking. They seem to be going through the motions, and the performances feel lackluster. If you're looking for a place to see some talented dancers, you might want to look elsewhere. On the other hand, if you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, the performers might be okay.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 41/100

How scoring works

Fantasy's feels like a low-budget, mid-range experience.

Fantasy's is a solid, unremarkable strip club that won't blow you away. The property feels cheap, the service is spotty, and the food is overpriced. If you're looking for a low-key, no-frills experience, you might enjoy it, but don't expect much in the way of luxury or exceptional service.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 46
  • Service 42
  • Food 43
  • Performers 36
  • Value 41
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelors' Night Out I took the guys to Fantasy's for a bachelor party and we had a blast. The parking lot is huge and well-lit, making it easy to find a spot. The dancers were friendly and respectful, and we enjoyed the semi-private areas for lap dances. It's not the fanciest place, but it gets the job done.
70/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to Fantasy's a few times and it's always a decent night out. The drinks are pretty pricey, but the dancers are worth it. The bar service could be better, but the staff is friendly. It's not the best value, but it's not the worst either.
50/100 SW score
Disappointing Experience I was really looking forward to Fantasy's, but it didn't live up to my expectations. The club itself is pretty basic and the bar service was slow. The dancers were friendly, but I didn't feel like I got the best value for my money. Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't recommend it.
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