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Fire N Ice

Leesville, LA 11986 Lake Charles Hwy 337-392-2000
Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 19:00 - 02:00
WED 19:00 - 02:00
THU 19:00 - 02:00 TODAY
FRI 19:00 - 02:00
SAT 19:00 - 02:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
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VIP Rooms
Private Booths
46/100

Total disaster.

Fire N Ice is a complete failure from top to bottom. The overall atmosphere is bleak, with a rundown room that's more depressing than alluring. Unless you enjoy being ignored and disrespected, avoid this dump. So what: Don't waste your time or money.

How this is scored
46/100

A cramped, rundown room with no class.

The room is a cramped, rundown disaster that fails to impress. The location is unremarkable, and parking is a joke. Don't expect any luxury or amenities. So what: Come for a laugh, leave quickly.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 46/100

The room

A cramped, rundown room with no class.

The room is a cramped, rundown disaster that fails to impress. The location is unremarkable, and parking is a joke. Don't expect any luxury or amenities. So what: Come for a laugh, leave quickly.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 4.2
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.3
46/100

Zero effort from staff, zero respect.

The staff at Fire N Ice are completely uninterested in providing any kind of service. They're slow, rude, and seem like they'd rather be anywhere else. Don't expect respect or safety. So what: Only visit if you enjoy being treated like dirt.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 46/100

The hospitality

Zero effort from staff, zero respect.

The staff at Fire N Ice are completely uninterested in providing any kind of service. They're slow, rude, and seem like they'd rather be anywhere else. Don't expect respect or safety. So what: Only visit if you enjoy being treated like dirt.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 3.4
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 5.1
55/100

Don't bother with the overpriced, subpar grub.

The food at Fire N Ice is a travesty – overpriced, underseasoned, and just plain bad. The drink prices are laughable, and the selection is uninspired. Don't bother with the grub. So what: Stick to the bar and skip the meal.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 55/100

The kitchen

Don't bother with the overpriced, subpar grub.

The food at Fire N Ice is a travesty – overpriced, underseasoned, and just plain bad. The drink prices are laughable, and the selection is uninspired. Don't bother with the grub. So what: Stick to the bar and skip the meal.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
41/100

Lackluster talent with no energy.

The talent at Fire N Ice is lackluster, with no energy or charisma. The appearance is forgettable, and the interaction is nonexistent. Don't expect professionalism or a good show. So what: Come for the cheap drinks, leave for the lackluster entertainment.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 41/100

The floor

Lackluster talent with no energy.

The talent at Fire N Ice is lackluster, with no energy or charisma. The appearance is forgettable, and the interaction is nonexistent. Don't expect professionalism or a good show. So what: Come for the cheap drinks, leave for the lackluster entertainment.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 4.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 3.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 46/100

How scoring works

Total disaster.

Fire N Ice is a complete failure from top to bottom. The overall atmosphere is bleak, with a rundown room that's more depressing than alluring. Unless you enjoy being ignored and disrespected, avoid this dump. So what: Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 46
  • Service 46
  • Food 55
  • Performers 41
  • Value 46
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5 reviews
70/100 SW score
Decent spot near base Not fancy but gets the job done when you want a few drinks after duty. The dancers are friendly enough and it's walking distance from post. Don't expect anything upscale - this is more of a locals bar that happens to have topless dancers.
50/100 SW score
Pretty basic setup Stopped by while passing through town and it's exactly what you'd expect for a small military town. The no-touch policy is strictly enforced and lap dances feel overpriced for what you get. Closes earlier than most places too.
40/100 SW score
Not worth the money Went with some buddies expecting a good time but left disappointed. The talent level is pretty weak and $20-30 for a hands-off lap dance is a ripoff. Better off just drinking at the regular bars downtown.
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