Follies

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy dump with nowhere to park.

The room is depressing: zero atmosphere, no luxury touches, amenities don't exist, location sucks, parking is a nightmare, and the whole place feels cramped and exposed. You'll leave feeling worse than when you walked in.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Ignored, disrespected, and unsafe throughout.

Door staff ignore you, bartenders are slow and rude, safety is nonexistent, and the place is filthy. Zero respect for customers, zero effort to make you feel welcome. Expect to be treated like an inconvenience.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't touch.

Overpriced drinks that taste cheap, bottles are a ripoff, and the food (if you can call it that) is garbage at premium prices. Everything is marked up to hell and tastes like it came from a gas station. Skip the bar entirely.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unmotivated amateurs going through motions.

The dancers look like they'd rather be anywhere else and act like it. No talent, no energy, no professionalism—just bodies collecting a paycheck. Interaction is nonexistent and VIP dances feel like a scam.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete waste of time and money.

Follies is a total failure across every category. Nothing works—the space is trash, staff doesn't care, drinks are expensive swill, and the dancers have checked out. Don't go here; literally anywhere else in Atlanta is better.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.