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Foxe's Go Go Bar

Passaic, NJ 201 Parker Ave (973) 614-8327
Closed Opens 20:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 20:00 - 02:50
THU 20:00 - 02:50
FRI 20:00 - 02:50
SAT 20:00 - 02:50 TODAY
SUN 20:00 - 02:50
38/100

A total letdown from start to finish.

The club's dismal overall score is a reflection of its many shortcomings. From the lackluster atmosphere to the subpar performers, there's not much to get excited about. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocrity, you'll likely leave disappointed.

How this is scored
35/100

Underwhelming experience from the moment you walk in.

The property's low score is due to its cramped, uninviting space. While the location is somewhat convenient, the parking situation is a nightmare. Unless you're okay with a cramped, noisy environment, you might want to look elsewhere.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 35/100

The room

Underwhelming experience from the moment you walk in.

The property's low score is due to its cramped, uninviting space. While the location is somewhat convenient, the parking situation is a nightmare. Unless you're okay with a cramped, noisy environment, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.0
  • Location 4.0
  • Privacy 2.0
  • Parking 2.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 4.0
  • Capacity 4.0
30/100

Expect poor treatment from staff, every time.

The service at Foxe's is abysmal, with slow, unfriendly staff. Even the most basic requests seem to be a hassle. If you value respect and good treatment, you'll want to avoid this place.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 30/100

The hospitality

Expect poor treatment from staff, every time.

The service at Foxe's is abysmal, with slow, unfriendly staff. Even the most basic requests seem to be a hassle. If you value respect and good treatment, you'll want to avoid this place.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 4.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 2.6
  • Safety 1.7
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 5.1
56/100

Bland, overpriced eats and drinks.

The food at Foxe's is a letdown, with bland, overpriced options. The drinks are similarly unimpressive. Unless you're a fan of mediocre cuisine, you might want to stick to the snacks.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 56/100

The kitchen

Bland, overpriced eats and drinks.

The food at Foxe's is a letdown, with bland, overpriced options. The drinks are similarly unimpressive. Unless you're a fan of mediocre cuisine, you might want to stick to the snacks.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.5
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 8.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
34/100

Dancers are decent, but the show's weak overall.

While the performers at Foxe's are decent, the show as a whole is weak. The talent lacks polish, and the interaction with the audience is often awkward. If you're looking for a high-energy show, you might want to look elsewhere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 34/100

The floor

Dancers are decent, but the show's weak overall.

While the performers at Foxe's are decent, the show as a whole is weak. The talent lacks polish, and the interaction with the audience is often awkward. If you're looking for a high-energy show, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.0
  • Appearance & style 4.0
  • Interaction 2.6
  • Professionalism 3.4
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 38/100

How scoring works

A total letdown from start to finish.

The club's dismal overall score is a reflection of its many shortcomings. From the lackluster atmosphere to the subpar performers, there's not much to get excited about. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocrity, you'll likely leave disappointed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 35
  • Service 30
  • Food 56
  • Performers 34
  • Value 57
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7 reviews
80/100 SW score
Middle of the road I've been coming to Foxe's for a few months now. The atmosphere is definitely improved since the revamp, but the dancer availability is still hit or miss. I've had good nights where there's a decent selection, but other times it's empty. The drinks are always cheap, so that's a plus. 4/5 stars.
70/100 SW score
Mixed bag for the boys We came to Foxe's for a bachelor party and were excited to find some affordable lap dances. The drinks were super cheap, which was a plus, but the dancer selection was pretty weak. We ended up splitting a bottle of Corona for $5, which was a good value. The atmosphere was decent, but it felt like a small neighborhood club. 3.5/5 stars.
40/100 SW score
Disappointing experience I've tried Foxe's a few times and it's always been a letdown. The parking situation is ridiculous - I had to park 6 blocks away in a sketchy neighborhood. When I finally got inside, the dancer availability was zero. The bartender seemed completely uninterested in serving us. The only good thing was the cheap drinks, but that's not enough to make up for the rest. 2/5 stars.
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