Gentlemen's Playground

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Nothing fancy, but decent parking.

The room is nothing special, but the parking situation is decent. It's not a major selling point, but it's not a deal-breaker either. If you're looking for a club with a great location, this isn't it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow as molasses.

The staff is friendly and welcoming, but the service is painfully slow. Be prepared to wait for what feels like an eternity to get a drink or order food. If you're in a hurry, this isn't the place for you.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, underwhelming drinks and food.

The food and drinks are overpriced and underwhelming. You'd be better off eating elsewhere before or after your visit. The quality just isn't worth the cost.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent talent, but unimpressive overall.

Some of the dancers are decent, but the overall talent is unimpressive. If you're looking for a specific type of performer, you might find what you're looking for, but it's not a guarantee. Be prepared for a lackluster experience on the floor.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A total letdown from top to bottom.

Gentlemen's Playground falls short in every department. It's a lackluster experience that fails to impress. If you're looking for a high-end strip club, look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.