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Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, TX 14428 Hempstead Hwy 713-462-1700
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Kitchen
49/100

A total letdown.

Glamour Girls Cabaret is a total letdown. The lack of luxury and cleanliness makes it feel like a dive bar. Unless you're looking for a cheap, underwhelming experience, you're better off elsewhere.

How this is scored
47/100

Underwhelming experience from the get-go.

The room is a letdown, with a lack of luxury and cleanliness. The location is decent, but the parking and capacity are subpar. It's not a great first impression.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 47/100

The room

Underwhelming experience from the get-go.

The room is a letdown, with a lack of luxury and cleanliness. The location is decent, but the parking and capacity are subpar. It's not a great first impression.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 4.3
50/100

Service is nonexistent.

The service at Glamour Girls Cabaret is nonexistent. The door service, bar service, and respect from staff are all subpar. You'll feel like you're not a priority.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 50/100

The hospitality

Service is nonexistent.

The service at Glamour Girls Cabaret is nonexistent. The door service, bar service, and respect from staff are all subpar. You'll feel like you're not a priority.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 5.1
51/100

Bad food, worse drinks.

The food at Glamour Girls Cabaret is bad, and the drinks are even worse. The prices are high, but the quality is low. You're better off sticking to the bar.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 51/100

The kitchen

Bad food, worse drinks.

The food at Glamour Girls Cabaret is bad, and the drinks are even worse. The prices are high, but the quality is low. You're better off sticking to the bar.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.4
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 5.1
  • Luxury 2.1
  • Cigars & hookah 4.3
  • Value 5.1
49/100

Some decent dancers, but that's about it.

The dancers at Glamour Girls Cabaret are some of the highlights, but they're not enough to save the club. The professionalism and interaction with the performers are lacking, and the VIP/dance value is subpar. You'll get some decent entertainment, but don't expect much else.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 49/100

The floor

Some decent dancers, but that's about it.

The dancers at Glamour Girls Cabaret are some of the highlights, but they're not enough to save the club. The professionalism and interaction with the performers are lacking, and the VIP/dance value is subpar. You'll get some decent entertainment, but don't expect much else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 3.5
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

A total letdown.

Glamour Girls Cabaret is a total letdown. The lack of luxury and cleanliness makes it feel like a dive bar. Unless you're looking for a cheap, underwhelming experience, you're better off elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 47
  • Service 50
  • Food 51
  • Performers 49
  • Value 55
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What the floor said

25 reviews
90/100 SW score
A Night Out with Friends I've been coming to Glamour Girls for years, and the atmosphere always gets me in the mood. The smoking section can be overwhelming, but it's part of the experience. The dancers are always talented, and the drinks are affordable.
70/100 SW score
First Time, Not Bad I went to Glamour Girls with some coworkers for a celebratory night. The strong smoke smell was a bit off-putting, but the dancers were friendly and the drinks were decent. Definitely a unique experience.
50/100 SW score
Disappointing Night We came to Glamour Girls for a bachelor party, but the atmosphere was more chaotic than fun. The smoking section was overwhelming, and the service was slow. The dancers were okay, but it wasn't worth the hassle.
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