Gold Club Centerfolds

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience.

The property is a major letdown, with a dull atmosphere and lackluster amenities. The location is unremarkable, and parking is a hassle. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unimpressive hospitality.

The service is unimpressive, with slow door service and a lack of respect from staff. Safety and cleanliness are also major concerns. If you value good customer service, you'll want to avoid this club.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Subpar food and drinks.

The food and drinks here are subpar, with overpriced options that don't deliver on quality. The drink prices are outrageous, and the food quality is just as bad. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are a letdown.

The performers are a letdown, with unprofessional and unengaging shows. The talent quality is lacking, and the appearance style is unremarkable. If you're looking for a memorable experience, you'll want to check elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around forgettable.

The club as a whole falls flat, failing to impress in any area. With low scores across the board, it's clear that this club hasn't found its footing yet. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocrity, there are better options out there.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.