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Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL 3815 W Lake St (708) 375 -1111
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Closed Opens 14:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 14:00 - 05:00 TODAY
TUE 14:00 - 05:00
WED 14:00 - 05:00
THU 14:00 - 05:00
FRI 14:00 - 05:00
SAT 17:00 - 05:00
SUN 17:00 - 05:00
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3815 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL (708) 375 -1111 goldroomchicago.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 4.2
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 6.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 6.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.2
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 8.0
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 4.9
  • Value 8.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 4.2
  • Luxury 6.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 8.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.9
  • Appearance & style 6.8
  • Interaction 8.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 4.2
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Great setup for a night out Took my buddies here for a bachelor party and the place delivered. The atmosphere is genuinely classy—way nicer than I expected—and the bar service kept up with our group the whole night. Drinks are cheap too, which helped the budget. Only thing that soured it was dealing with a manager named Andrews who seemed annoyed we were there, but the dancers and security staff more than made up for it.
80/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Solid spot, but management's got issues I come here pretty regularly and the place itself is fantastic—good music, plenty of space even when it's packed, and the valet parking is a nice touch. The dancers are great and the staff treats you right. That said, I've noticed the management can be pretty dismissive if you have any questions or concerns. It's frustrating because everything else about Gold Room works so well.
70/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Upscale feel, but not without rough edges First time at a place like this and I was honestly impressed by how nice it looks inside—feels more like a premium nightclub than what I imagined. The bartender was quick and professional, and I felt safe the whole time. The lap dances at $20 are reasonable for the quality. Just wish the management had been more welcoming when I walked in; felt like I was intruding rather than a paying customer.
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