Headliners

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Looks like a neglected high school gym.

The room itself is unimpressive, with a cramped and dingy atmosphere. While the location is somewhat convenient, the parking situation is a nightmare. It's not exactly a luxurious experience, but you get what you pay for.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff seems completely disinterested.

The staff seems completely disconnected from the customers, with a lack of respect and enthusiasm. Door service is nonexistent, and the bar service is slow and unfriendly. Not exactly the kind of experience you want to repeat.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Prices are okay, but the drinks are undrinkable.

The prices are somewhat reasonable, but the quality of the drinks is abysmal. It's like they're trying to rip you off with overpriced watered-down cocktails. The food, if you can even call it that, is a sad afterthought.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is nonexistent, but the dancers try.

The dancers are, unfortunately, the highlight of the show, but they're not enough to save the experience. The talent is nonexistent, and the appearance and interaction are lackluster. If you're a fan of awkward silences and unenthusiastic performances, you might enjoy it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

The overall vibe is a mess, with low scores across the board. It's clear that the club is struggling to deliver a quality experience. Unless you're a die-hard fan of mediocrity, there's not much to love here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.