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Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, WI 9440 W National Ave 414-545-1550
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
WiFi
56/100

Heart Breakers is a solid, unremarkable experience.

Heart Breakers is a middle-of-the-road club that won't blow you away, but won't disappoint either. The atmosphere is decent, but the food and drinks are overpriced and underwhelming. Overall, it's a solid choice for a casual night out with friends, but don't expect to be impressed.

How this is scored
53/100

Great location, mediocre parking.

The location is one of the standout features of Heart Breakers, but the parking situation is a major letdown. The club itself is fairly spacious, but the luxury vibes are lacking. If you're looking for a convenient spot to grab a drink, Heart Breakers is a decent option.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 53/100

The room

Great location, mediocre parking.

The location is one of the standout features of Heart Breakers, but the parking situation is a major letdown. The club itself is fairly spacious, but the luxury vibes are lacking. If you're looking for a convenient spot to grab a drink, Heart Breakers is a decent option.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 5.1
60/100

Friendly door staff, slow bar service.

The door staff at Heart Breakers are friendly and welcoming, but the bar service can be slow. The club also prioritizes respect and cleanliness, which is nice to see. That being said, be prepared for a wait at the bar and don't expect top-notch service.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 60/100

The hospitality

Friendly door staff, slow bar service.

The door staff at Heart Breakers are friendly and welcoming, but the bar service can be slow. The club also prioritizes respect and cleanliness, which is nice to see. That being said, be prepared for a wait at the bar and don't expect top-notch service.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 6.8
  • Value 5.1
48/100

Overpriced, underwhelming food and drinks.

Unfortunately, the food and drinks at Heart Breakers are a major letdown. The prices are steep, and the quality is lacking. If you do decide to grab a bite, be prepared for overpriced, underwhelming meals.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 48/100

The kitchen

Overpriced, underwhelming food and drinks.

Unfortunately, the food and drinks at Heart Breakers are a major letdown. The prices are steep, and the quality is lacking. If you do decide to grab a bite, be prepared for overpriced, underwhelming meals.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
58/100

Talented dancers, but VIP value is lacking.

The dancers at Heart Breakers are talented and engaging, but the VIP value is lacking. The interaction with the performers is also a highlight, but be prepared for a hefty price tag. If you're looking for a high-energy dance experience, Heart Breakers is a solid choice, but don't expect to get the most bang for your buck.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 58/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but VIP value is lacking.

The dancers at Heart Breakers are talented and engaging, but the VIP value is lacking. The interaction with the performers is also a highlight, but be prepared for a hefty price tag. If you're looking for a high-energy dance experience, Heart Breakers is a solid choice, but don't expect to get the most bang for your buck.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.8
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 56/100

How scoring works

Heart Breakers is a solid, unremarkable experience.

Heart Breakers is a middle-of-the-road club that won't blow you away, but won't disappoint either. The atmosphere is decent, but the food and drinks are overpriced and underwhelming. Overall, it's a solid choice for a casual night out with friends, but don't expect to be impressed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 53
  • Service 60
  • Food 48
  • Performers 58
  • Value 51
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25 reviews
100/100 SW score
Bros' Night Out We hit up Heart Breakers on a Friday night, and the atmosphere was exactly what we needed after a long week. The private dance rooms were a huge plus, and the dancers were all top-notch. We had a blast, and the staff kept the drinks flowing.
70/100 SW score
Solid, But Not Spectacular I've been to Heart Breakers a few times, and it's always a decent experience. The staff is friendly, and the full bar has a great selection. However, the sophistication level is pretty low, and the private rooms can be a bit pricey. Still, it's a solid choice for a low-key night out.
40/100 SW score
Not Impressed As a first-timer, I was expecting a bit more... I don't know, flair, I guess. The dancers were fine, but the atmosphere felt kinda generic. The cleanliness and safety were definite pluses, but the value just wasn't there for me. Maybe I'll try it again sometime, but for now, I'm not sold.
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