Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Looks like a 90s time capsule, not in a good way.

The room itself is a bit of a letdown, with a tacky, outdated design. The location's not great, either – it's a bit of a trek to get to. On the other hand, the parking's surprisingly convenient. Unless you're a fan of retro aesthetics, you might want to steer clear.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Don't expect respect, but the staff's in a rush.

The service at Heartbreakers is haphazard, with some staff members seeming genuinely interested in helping, while others appear to be phoning it in. The respect you'll get from the staff is limited, but they'll get the drinks to you quickly enough. Don't expect to be treated like royalty, though.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Overpriced, underwhelming bites.

The kitchen at Heartbreakers is a major disappointment, serving up overpriced, underwhelming bites that aren't worth the cash. The drink prices aren't too out of line, but the quality leaves a lot to be desired. If you're a foodie, you'll want to eat elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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The talent's decent, but the overall vibe's a letdown.

The performers at Heartbreakers are actually pretty decent, with some talented dancers on the floor. However, the overall vibe of the club is a bit of a letdown, with a lack of luxury and a generally unimpressive atmosphere. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you won't find it here – but if you just want to check out some decent talent, you might be okay.

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A disaster from top to bottom.

This club is a mess, from the dated decor to the subpar service. The low overall score is a testament to its many shortcomings. If you're looking for a high-energy night out, keep looking – this place is a definite skip.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.