Hi Five Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, dingy space with terrible parking.

The cramped, dingy atmosphere and terrible parking will leave you feeling claustrophobic. The only luxury is the high prices.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Inexcusable service, with a hint of disdain.

The service is an insult, with a complete disregard for customer comfort. Even the speed of service is glacial. Don't expect to be treated like a human being.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unappetizing food served at highway robbery prices.

The food is a joke, with prices that will make your wallet weep. The drink prices are equally outrageous. You're better off bringing your own snacks.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming talent with a lack of charisma.

The talent on stage is underwhelming, with a lack of charisma that's hard to ignore. The appearance style is generic and unimpressive. Interaction with the performers is nonexistent.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A complete disaster from start to finish.

The club's overall lack of quality is a major turnoff. Avoid it unless you're looking for a truly bad experience. Even then, it's a stretch.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.