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Closed Strip Club

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, IL 2678 N 48th Rd 815-498-4494
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Closed Opens 19:00 wed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE Closed
WED 19:00 - 02:00
THU 19:00 - 02:00
FRI 19:00 - 03:00
SAT 19:00 - 03:00
SUN 19:00 - 01:00
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Private Booths
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2678 N 48th Rd
Somonauk, IL 815-498-4494 highheelsgentlemensclub.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 1.0
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.2
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 8.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 8.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.8
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 8.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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  • Food 0
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90/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Clean spot with reasonable prices Took my buddies here for a bachelor party and honestly it was solid. The girls are actually attractive and professional, not pushy. Drinks were only like $4 which is insane for a strip club. The private rooms are worth the $25 if you want to actually talk to someone without yelling over the DJ.
70/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Good value but inconsistent nights I've been here a handful of times and it's hit or miss depending on who's working. The no-smoking thing is nice, and yeah the drinks are cheap. Staff treats you decent enough. But some nights the place feels dead and you're basically paying for an overpriced seat. When the right dancers are there though, it's worth stopping by.
80/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not what I expected—in a good way First time at a nude club and I was nervous about the whole vibe, but this place felt respectful somehow. Facilities were actually clean, which I wasn't expecting. The girls seemed to genuinely enjoy what they do instead of just going through the motions. It's not fancy but it's honest work in a decent environment.
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